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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 933761 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #915 on: June 23, 2014, 02:01:14 pm »

Ooh! What a great outfit you're wearing! I want to meet your clothier so bad :[

Aren't you afraid of falling down up there? Or do gods fall up? Why don't you live down here where you can grab onto the mountains and the trees if you misstep?

Do you want to play cards? One of these migrants must've brought a deck along, and I'm sure I can get him to share it if I ask nicely.

I pray for the cheeseless. May they starve quickly, painlessly and be reborn as cattle.

Cowsea, I present you a most humble question: Why does it ever rain water from the sky? Wouldn't creamy cheese be a far kinder choice?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #916 on: June 23, 2014, 03:39:16 pm »

Be Cowsea.
Realize you got your first follower in eons, roll around on the floor gushing over this event you waited for.
Also Talk to Dagger(Urist) about the good news.
+3

So Cowsea is a win-rar sales manager?  :D
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #917 on: June 23, 2014, 04:19:30 pm »

Huh, I didn't notice that image #2 was animated before.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #918 on: June 23, 2014, 05:38:48 pm »

Be Cowsea.
Realize you got your first follower in eons, roll around on the floor gushing over this event you waited for.
Also Talk to Dagger(Urist) about the good news.
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So Cowsea is a win-rar sales manager?  :D
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Also +9001 for the win-rar comment. Lol 7zip pwns ur ass.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #919 on: June 23, 2014, 06:51:16 pm »

By first in eons I mean first as in Ever... Cowsea one of those gods no one care to follow but knows about, you find them mostly through in legends mode as a myth of that nation.
Dagger(urist) on the other hand would be more Salesman motif given the whole possession of bodies and what not.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #920 on: June 23, 2014, 07:38:00 pm »

I hope that throughout our Quest we go through a classic roguelike style adventure with cursed objects and mysterious potions.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #921 on: June 24, 2014, 12:01:41 am »

Be Cowsea.
Realize you got your first follower in eons, roll around on the floor gushing over this event you waited for.
Also Talk to Dagger(Urist) about the good news.
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So Cowsea is a win-rar sales manager?  :D
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YAY this is alive.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #922 on: June 24, 2014, 12:02:32 am »

Be Cowsea.
Realize you got your first follower in eons, roll around on the floor gushing over this event you waited for.
Also Talk to Dagger(Urist) about the good news.
+3

So Cowsea is a win-rar sales manager?  :D
+4
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Also +9001 for the win-rar comment. Lol 7zip pwns ur ass.
+6

YAY this is alive.
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This is definitely a triumph.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #923 on: June 24, 2014, 12:50:10 am »

Be Cowsea.
Realize you got your first follower in eons, roll around on the floor gushing over this event you waited for.
Also Talk to Dagger(Urist) about the good news.
+3

So Cowsea is a win-rar sales manager?  :D
+4
+5

Also +9001 for the win-rar comment. Lol 7zip pwns ur ass.
+6

YAY this is alive.
+8

This is definitely a triumph.
+9 MAH FEET HURT!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #924 on: June 24, 2014, 07:53:28 am »

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+10 because that would be quite glorious.
Throwing in 7 as well. I know nobody likes 7, after the accusations of cannibalism and gambling addiction and all, but he's still a good guy. 

However, on to the protagonist...

Misty: Keep your prayers short and simple. Simply ask
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"...for your guidance in my journey, and if you two ever desire for me to do something, let me know and I'll get right on it. After all, wishes go both ways. I've never had a wish granted before I think, but still, yeah that all and such. Anyways, so that's me, Misty, and that's you, gods. Hope you have a nice...whatever nice things gods can have."
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #925 on: June 24, 2014, 08:50:01 am »

Maybe misty could pray an elongated 'pray'. (Praaaaaaay)
Cowsea might like it. Or take it as some kind of slur against dairy cattle.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #926 on: June 27, 2014, 02:19:51 am »



After thinking about it for a moment, you realize that your prayer has been pretty selfish so far.  That's not the impression you want to give!


Oh! And, um, thank you, so much for being my patrons.  I'll try not to need to much, but thank you for your...your guidance in my journey, and-and if you guys ever need something from me, you know, something that I could do for you guys in return, just let me know and I'll get right on it!

So, anyways, so that's about it, Mr. and Mrs. Gods.   Thank you for your time, I hope I wasn't bothering you.  I hope you have a nice...um.  Nice whatever it is you guys have. 

Yeah.  So.  Um.  Amen on three?  One, two, three, amen.


You clap your hands, because you're not entirely sure how to end a prayer.  You clap your hands together a few more times for good measure.  You just talked to two Gods!  Like, two actual, living, real Gods! How cool was that?!


You wait a minute for the beam of light or angel or...whatever is supposed to come down from the sky.  That's what happens when you pray, right?  Something should happen, but it doesn't seem like anything...did.  You ask Kulet if maybe you did something wrong.


She says no, you did it perfectly.  The clapping was a bit unusual, but that's just how you pray.

Oh, you say.  You were expecting some kind of physical response.  That's...kind of disappointing. 

You've just made your first baby step into the Dwarven religion, she replies.  What this ceremony really needs is to be anointed by the Allfather, Armok!  A blood tribute is all that's needed to sanctify the new union between you and your patrons...



She laughs, flicking away a few droplets of blood.  It hurts of course, she says, but you get used to it being a nun of Armok.  Who knows, young Misty! Maybe one day you'll become a nun yourself, and join me in the worship of glorious, glorious Armok, the God of Blood!  Oh, the river of thick, ichorous blood we will spill in the name of the Allfather!  Wouldn't that be wonderful?



Hi there, you say! I'm Misty!  Would you mind if I walked with you guys for a bit?


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #927 on: June 27, 2014, 04:16:49 am »

Aww.... but green is my special talk color. Ah well.

Ask about dairy and milking, as these are the precursors to cheese.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #928 on: June 27, 2014, 06:07:23 am »

Ahahaha that face.
Ask about dairy and milking, as these are the precursors to cheese.
+1
And also tell the other's what the nun just did.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #929 on: June 27, 2014, 07:50:28 am »

Ahahaha that face.
Ask about dairy and milking, as these are the precursors to cheese.
+1
And also tell the other's what the nun just did.
We don't actually need to tell what the nun just did.
It's probably a normal thing for her any way.
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