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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 933197 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1005 on: July 03, 2014, 03:00:01 am »

Cheese Wizard could mean any sort of magic to do with cheese. Necrocheeser means raising cheeses from the dead to be your servants.

I have no objections to learning the secrets of cheese whizardry.

String cheese web emission!
Hard cheese projectile blasts!
Mind numbing super cheese aroma!
Raising the dead as animated servants!  Made of cheese!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1006 on: July 03, 2014, 03:48:13 am »

New plan: Misty becomes a Cheese Whizard, and her arch nemesis is the evil Necrocheeser.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1007 on: July 03, 2014, 06:05:10 am »

Not original art, but I wanted to know what google would say to necrocheeser. I am not disappointed.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1008 on: July 03, 2014, 06:22:52 am »

HA! Awesome.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1009 on: July 03, 2014, 09:29:47 am »

No, wait.  Cheese Whizard!

This is a great title for a young dwarf who wishes to learn the secrets of cheese & processed cheeselike product.

String cheese web emission!
Hard cheese projectile blasts!
Mind numbing super cheese aroma!
Raising the dead as animated servants!  Made of cheese!

Transmute guns to butter crossbows to cheese!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1010 on: July 06, 2014, 01:15:17 am »

Hello Misty, the father says.  Yes, you're more than welcome to walk with us. 


The introduce themselves; his name is Neb, a beekeeper, his wife is Deler, a waxworker, and this here is their son, Rovod.  It's always nice to meet another farmer - you're a cheesemaker, right?  You were shouting about cheese back there, but he just wants to be sure.

You nod your head and say, yes, I am a cheesemaker!...well...you've never actually MADE a cheese wheel before, but you're enthusiastic to start!

Deler speaks up and says, well, it's wonderful that you're so excited to join the noble field of farm work!  Rovod here says he wants to be a metal worker when he grows up, can you believe that?  He has such a rich heritage of farming behind him and he'd rather hit things with a hammer!  Can't be helped, she laughs.  Sometimes you just have to let your kids choose their own paths.

You nod pensively and think about your dumb dad back at the mountainhome.  You can agree with her on that.

Oh, you say, I was wondering, I'm a bit unfamiliar with the surrounding countryside.  What was that ruin we just passed through?  And do you think you can tell me about that weird tower up ahead?

Neb raises his eyebrows in surprise.  You don't know, he says?  That ruin dates back to the Elf-Dwarf war!


Yep, it used to be an old fort that worked as a river crossing and as a checkpoint.  Back then, the elves had actually managed to push us so far back that they'd taken the fort!  It was a bloody battle, with their archers and Dyrads twisting nature itself to tear the thing down brick by brick.  Damned elves; they won't hurt a tree, but they'll slaughter a dozen dwarves with one and gorge themselves silly on the poor souls.


Now it's just a pile of rubble; too damaged to man, not important enough to repair.  Each year it crumbles a bit more.


As for the tower, well...we don't really like to talk about that.  Tale is that a crazy necromancer lives up in that thing, doing ghastly and terrible things with the dead.  Built his blasted tower right on top of an old tomb, where those who met Armok during the war were laid to rest.  If you ask me, we should tear the thing down and put those bodies back in their coffins...but the Queen says she we shouldn't be makin' MORE dead just to save those who are ALREADY dead.  She's got a point, I suppose, and it ain't like that loon is hurtin' anybody up in his crazy little tower.  Don't mean I gotta like it, though.


Yep! That's all there really is to say about that.  Anything else we can help you with, lil' Misty?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1011 on: July 06, 2014, 04:34:03 am »

Ask the family if they have known any great cheese makers during the years they've spent plying their crafts.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1012 on: July 06, 2014, 05:34:42 am »

Ask the farmer if he knows anything about plump helmet men. Because there is one following you all the time, and you dont know if its harmless or not.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1013 on: July 06, 2014, 05:49:28 am »

The Plump Helmet Man seems harmless enough, he's just happy to have met a friend.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1014 on: July 06, 2014, 05:52:38 am »

Necromancer see if your throwing skill up to par and bean the farmer for badmouthing ya with a skeleton animated skull
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1015 on: July 06, 2014, 09:27:05 am »

Necromancer see if your throwing skill up to par and bean the farmer for badmouthing ya with a skeleton animated skull

Agreed on this.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1016 on: July 06, 2014, 09:28:33 am »

Taunt the necromancer by calling him names. You might have to shout.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1017 on: July 06, 2014, 11:29:39 am »

Ask the family if they have known any great cheese makers during the years they've spent plying their crafts.
Ask the farmer if he knows anything about plump helmet men. Because there is one following you all the time, and you dont know if its harmless or not.

Both of these.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1018 on: July 06, 2014, 11:36:45 am »

Necromancer see if your throwing skill up to par and bean the farmer for badmouthing ya with a skeleton animated skull

Agreed on this.
+1.

Also:

Necromancer, be the happiest person EVER. Also be really lonely and wanting company.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1019 on: July 06, 2014, 11:43:24 am »

Necromancer see if your throwing skill up to par and bean the farmer for badmouthing ya with a skeleton animated skull

Agreed on this.
+1.

Also:

Necromancer, be the happiest person EVER. Also be really lonely and wanting company.


Be the necromancer. Be really lonely.
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