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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931588 times)

ImagoDeo

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1020 on: July 06, 2014, 11:51:05 am »

Be the necromancer. Be really lonely.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1021 on: July 06, 2014, 06:56:13 pm »

I just hope he won't be like The Ice King from Adventure Time.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1022 on: July 06, 2014, 07:33:38 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1023 on: July 06, 2014, 11:14:35 pm »

I don't understand why the necromancer can't just be a tyromancer, it would fit.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1024 on: July 06, 2014, 11:17:45 pm »

Plot twist - the necromancer has a daughter about Misty's age that wants to become an engraver.
Could totally use this to make a fancy restaurant to serve Misty's cheese in.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1025 on: July 06, 2014, 11:46:26 pm »

The necromancer should be adorable.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1026 on: July 06, 2014, 11:47:23 pm »

The necromancer should be adorable.
Plot twist! Misty is the necromancer! She just has amnesia!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1027 on: July 07, 2014, 12:14:26 am »

The necromancer should be adorable.
Plot twist! Misty is the necromancer! She just has amnesia!
Only if she is also half cutebold.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1028 on: July 07, 2014, 06:16:12 am »

Plot twist - the necromancer has a daughter about Misty's age that wants to become an engraver.
Could totally use this to make a fancy restaurant to serve Misty's cheese in.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1029 on: July 07, 2014, 09:02:24 am »

Be the lonely necromancer's creepy-cute (adopted) son/daughter.  Commence deuteragonist subplot.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1030 on: July 07, 2014, 09:23:56 am »

Have the guards encounter the necromancer in the B plot

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1031 on: July 07, 2014, 11:43:34 am »

Be the lonely necromancer's creepy-cute (adopted) son/daughter.  Commence deuteragonist subplot.

This!

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But the sad truth charlie?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1032 on: July 07, 2014, 08:12:24 pm »

Ask if undead cows give milk. If not, conclude necromancers are icky.

Then:
Ask the farmer if he knows anything about plump helmet men. Because there is one following you all the time, and you dont know if its harmless or not.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1033 on: July 07, 2014, 11:56:42 pm »

A resurrected corpse would have to reboot essentially all biological systems. If the body gets infected with bacteria, it will eventually cease to function, so it will need an immune system. In order to move, it will need muscles, which will require the muscular system to work, along with the lungs and the circulatory system...basically if you do the math, robots are easier than zombies. For any critical biological system (which is all of them except maybe the reproductive system), you'd have to either repair it to working order or replace it with magic. Logically excessive magic is draining of resources so you'd want to use the minimum necessary amount, which would still be quite a bit. If you just want a doll you can move around with magic, use an empty suit of armor. Anyway, it's possible that the nature of necromancy is such that it's easier to reboot all of the biological systems than just some of them, so logically a zombie cow would produce milk.

In my experience, anyway.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1034 on: July 08, 2014, 12:42:02 am »

You know that mammary glands are part of the reproductive system, right? The one bit you acknowledged to be superfluous to the undead? ;)
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