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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767872 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1215 on: August 03, 2014, 06:15:15 pm »

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1216 on: August 05, 2014, 08:22:05 am »

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1217 on: August 06, 2014, 04:33:13 pm »

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?
Well, a normal person would not do that, but Misty is not a person, she's a dwarf.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1218 on: August 06, 2014, 05:00:42 pm »

Cheer on Rimtar's descision making without raising your voice.

Cautiousness?

Be shocked by the sight and ask loudly what kind of monster would use sick people to pave a road. They need medical attention, do we have a doctor?
Well, a normal person would not do that, but Misty is not a person, she's a dwarf.
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Are you saying Dwarves are not people?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1219 on: August 06, 2014, 06:49:24 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Are you saying Dwarves are not people?
Comrades, I have found an elf!
*Lemons prepares the magma lever*
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1220 on: August 06, 2014, 07:10:45 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Are you saying Dwarves are not people?
Comrades, I have found an elf!
*Lemons prepares the magma leaver*
Does that move you away from magma?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1221 on: August 06, 2014, 07:18:10 pm »

Does that move you away from magma?
Fixed the spelling I think.
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« Reply #1222 on: August 06, 2014, 08:25:41 pm »

Does that move you away from magma?
Fixed the spelling I think.
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« Reply #1223 on: August 07, 2014, 06:02:02 pm »

PTW

Also, amazing artwork bro :)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1224 on: August 08, 2014, 02:48:46 am »

You decide to shut up and let Rimtar make the decisions.



Okay, Rimtar says.  Here's the situation. 

We've got a couple of undead up ahead buildin' some kinda nefarious road.  Now, obviously they're up to no good, being undead and all, so there's no telling what sorts of evil that road is.  It could be so that crazy Necromancer up in his tower can march his undead armies all over the place!  It could be a trap!  It could even be an evil road, with some sort of crazy necro-killing powers!

Obviously we have to get through, an' I doubt very much that those filthy maggot heads are just gonna let us waltz on by.  So here's what's gonna happen.  I'm gonna go over there an' put those unholy hell critters back in the ground, an' once I've rekilled'em all single handedly we'll continue on to Shielddawn.


You almost speak up and offer up some alternatives.  You could just go around the undead.  You could use Plumpy as bait.  You could even check to see if they're not zombies, but actually a multicultural road construction crew that'd been in a terrible accident.

You almost mention all of this, but hold your tongue.  Rimtar's the leader, and obviously he knows best.  He's the one with the hammer, after all.

Rimtar hefts his mighty smithing hammer and boldly strolls on up to the zombie construction crew.  The rest of the migrant party watches on with bated breath, equal parts apprehensive and excited.





























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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1225 on: August 08, 2014, 03:04:25 am »

Grab the head and run. The guy should get a proper burial.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1226 on: August 08, 2014, 04:45:11 am »

Grab the head and run. The guy should get a proper burial.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1227 on: August 08, 2014, 05:01:28 am »

Right, we certainly don't want the necromancer to revive the head...

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Leave the head.  Sneak around the zombies and escape.

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« Reply #1228 on: August 08, 2014, 05:06:26 am »

Leave the head.  Sneak around the zombies and escape.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1229 on: August 08, 2014, 06:49:14 am »

Send the redshirt kid ahead to distract them, then walk around. Get spotted by kobold zombie, who has sneaking skills and knows how to spot people. Take him with you to replace that kid. He is much cuter and more useful.
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