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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 933771 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1260 on: August 08, 2014, 09:27:58 pm »

Leave the head.  Sneak around the zombies and escape.
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+1 Say a prayer for him to both Cowsea and Urist. Something along the lines of allowing him rebirth with a bit more sense, and that if he is reborn within your lifetime you would like Cowsea to send him your way so you can make some fine cheese for him.
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+1. Later watch his zombie head bouncing after us.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1261 on: August 08, 2014, 10:39:45 pm »

Kick head back, invent soccer/football.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1262 on: August 09, 2014, 04:35:01 am »

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series.  >:(
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Approach zombies, apologize for rudeness of murderous vitistic smith. Explain that he was from a different time.
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« Reply #1263 on: August 09, 2014, 06:51:08 am »

On the plus side, the group is now a nice solid seven.  If Reg and Holt catch up, we can afford to sacrifice two more suckers and still start our own fortress somewhere.

'Cause we sure aren't getting all the way to ShieldDawn with THIS crew.

Also, I'm terribly disappointed in how few cheese-related solutions have been proposed recently.  We do have that cheese prayer, so . . .

Circumvent the zombies.  Instruct Lokum that you shall be doing tandem prayer whilst walking quickly.  You pray for Rimtar (to both Cowsea and Urist as noted earlier).  Lokum prays that Armok accept this blood sacrifice in return for zombies not eating your brains.

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« Reply #1264 on: August 09, 2014, 10:49:20 am »

On the plus side, the group is now a nice solid seven.  If Reg and Holt catch up, we can afford to sacrifice two more suckers and still start our own fortress somewhere.

'Cause we sure aren't getting all the way to ShieldDawn with THIS crew.

Also, I'm terribly disappointed in how few cheese-related solutions have been proposed recently.  We do have that cheese prayer, so . . .

Circumvent the zombies.  Instruct Lokum that you shall be doing tandem prayer whilst walking quickly.  You pray for Rimtar (to both Cowsea and Urist as noted earlier).  Lokum prays that Armok accept this blood sacrifice in return for zombies not eating your brains.

--Rexfelum

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1265 on: August 09, 2014, 12:00:07 pm »

yeah meph brings up a good point... these could be Ghouls and pretty much murder that guy due to self defense.
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« Reply #1266 on: August 09, 2014, 12:30:31 pm »

On the plus side, the group is now a nice solid seven.  If Reg and Holt catch up, we can afford to sacrifice two more suckers and still start our own fortress somewhere.

'Cause we sure aren't getting all the way to ShieldDawn with THIS crew.

We have no anvils, picks or axes.  We have no food or booze.  We lost our only fighter, not counting Plumpy.  There is absolutely no way we are better off founding a new fortress.

Leave the head.  We can have a slab engraved for him when we get to Shielddawn.  And we'll probably say some prayers for him before we get there, once we're out of immediate danger from the zombies.  Just... one step at a time.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1267 on: August 09, 2014, 07:00:18 pm »

put his head back on the body so he can help with the road as a new zombie?

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« Reply #1268 on: August 09, 2014, 07:02:15 pm »

Why does everyone assume that the zombies are going to kill them? They acted in self-defense. They did nothing until attacked. They were building a road. They were more productive and helpful to the general population than every other character in this series.  >:(
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« Reply #1269 on: August 09, 2014, 07:29:33 pm »

Wait a moment. Misty is not only worshipping the god of cheesemaking, but also Bob. God of Reincarnation. Maybe he can help, and bring back that poor guy back to life. Wasnt his fault that a mad smith bashed his head in with a hammer.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1270 on: August 09, 2014, 10:31:00 pm »

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You go to pick up the severed head.


















You change your mind at the last minute and decide to puke instead.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/08
« Reply #1271 on: August 09, 2014, 11:31:54 pm »

Notice how the zombies aren't coming after us. They're clearly friendly, upstanding citizens who have just lost one of their number to a pointless tragedy.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/09
« Reply #1272 on: August 10, 2014, 12:18:43 am »

Pray.  Pray hard.


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/09
« Reply #1273 on: August 10, 2014, 12:21:42 am »

I love how everyone else seems a bit nonplussed.
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