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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931212 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/09
« Reply #1320 on: August 21, 2014, 04:52:25 pm »

Just caught up on this, it took me 3 days.

Awesome idea man, I've been practicing my drawing lately so I can illustrate my stories.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/09
« Reply #1321 on: August 21, 2014, 05:15:26 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/09
« Reply #1323 on: August 21, 2014, 05:30:49 pm »

And here I thought in DF-realm, the cheese pierces the lower body, tearing the guts.

One day, Toady will implement realistic food-swallowing physics.  Then a duplicate entry in the raws will bug the swallowing velocity.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/09
« Reply #1324 on: August 21, 2014, 09:08:48 pm »

Just caught up on this, it took me 3 days.

Awesome idea man, I've been practicing my drawing lately so I can illustrate my stories.
welcome to the forums enjoy your descent into madness
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/09
« Reply #1325 on: August 21, 2014, 11:41:44 pm »

Thx mate
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1326 on: August 22, 2014, 03:22:52 pm »

It...it was probably just cave adaption kicking in.  Certainly not the dismembered head sent rolling in your direction, nope. 




Maybe...maybe they're good zombies?  Y-yeah, that makes sense! It was just Rimtar, attacking them, so they-so they were just defending themselves...maybe if you explain that he's from a different generation, and apologize, they'll let you pass? 

You shield your eyes as you get close.  You don't want to see what happened to Rimtar or else you might...get another bout of cave adaption.  You'll be fine.  You'll be totally fine.  Everything is fine.  You just need to apologize and explain that it's all a misunderstanding, and everything will be okay.  Wow...these guys smell awful up close...




Excuse me, m-mister zombie?  I w-want to apologize for my friend.  He...he thought you were going to h-hurt us, and he didn't mean to attack.  This is...this is all just a m-mistake, we're s-sorry!  If it's all okay, we'll just be going now.  We don't want to fight you, or hurt anyone, we just...we just want to go, please.




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M...mister zombie, sir...?




Oh no.  Oh no, oh no, oh no -








...wh...what?



How did...?!  Who could have...??



Wait! There, in the distance!  Who's that?!


Some one came to help!  We're saved!  It must have been Shielddawn, it just had to be -



















Wait a minute - are those elves?!?!?!


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1327 on: August 22, 2014, 03:30:54 pm »

Hide anything wooden that you have on your person.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1328 on: August 22, 2014, 03:32:55 pm »

Oh, look! The zombies weren't friendly.
Kind of like in the game!  ::)

Loot either the axe or shovel.
Have other party members get the sword, whichever of those you didn't pick, and Rimtar's hammer.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1329 on: August 22, 2014, 03:43:55 pm »

Attempt to bandage the tree. Ask the farmer to season the fresh corpse.
Alternatively, pick up the kid as a shield.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1330 on: August 22, 2014, 03:49:08 pm »

Defy the filthy elves, grab the axe and cut down the tree, then claim you were just putting it out of the misery of the arrow the elves cruelly punctured the tree with!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1331 on: August 22, 2014, 03:54:16 pm »

Defy the filthy elves, grab the axe and cut down the tree, then claim you were just putting it out of the misery of the arrow the elves cruelly punctured the tree with!
Hide anything wooden that you have on your person.
+1
But, I think these elves have to be extrmely good (Cacame-ish?) to save some dwarves, so maybe, you can go say hello to them?
Especially the guy with the flower, I like him.


Hide anything wooden that you have on your person.
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Attempt to bandage the tree. Ask the farmer to season the fresh corpse.
Alternatively, pick up the kid as a shield.

+1
Also, why did the nun picked up Rimtar's head with such a subtle grin?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1332 on: August 22, 2014, 03:56:48 pm »

I wonder how long will it be before the author tires of your stupidity and kills somebody off again.

Run before the elves can capture us and sell us into slavery.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1333 on: August 22, 2014, 04:02:15 pm »

Swipe the head out of the Nun's hands and play keep-away while you wait for the elves.

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If you hide your wooden things, you should do so outside of the elves' field of vision. No need to add lying to your list of crimes against nature.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2014, 04:07:59 pm by AfellowDwarf »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/22
« Reply #1334 on: August 22, 2014, 04:16:01 pm »

Oh, look! The zombies weren't friendly.
Kind of like in the game!  ::)

Loot either the axe or shovel.
Have other party members get the sword, whichever of those you didn't pick, and Rimtar's hammer.


No, take the sword since it's the only weapon available that does not have wooden parts.
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