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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767630 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/31
« Reply #1470 on: September 08, 2014, 07:50:49 pm »

Did you time that to get the top of the page?  :D Also I don't what other people got but 100 pages WooHoo \o/
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/31
« Reply #1471 on: September 08, 2014, 07:54:05 pm »

Did you time that to get the top of the page?  :D Also I don't what other people got but 100 pages WooHoo \o/
60 pages, you mean. :P
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/31
« Reply #1472 on: September 08, 2014, 07:57:51 pm »

60 pages, you mean. :P
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/31
« Reply #1473 on: September 08, 2014, 08:26:14 pm »

Thirty for me. :D
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/31
« Reply #1474 on: September 08, 2014, 08:35:33 pm »

What are you guys talking about. I see only one page.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/31
« Reply #1475 on: September 08, 2014, 08:36:33 pm »

What are you guys talking about. I see only one page.
Oh god.  I cant imagine how long this thread must be then.

I cant, not when I use mobile phone to check here.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 08/31
« Reply #1476 on: September 08, 2014, 08:38:25 pm »

1492nd page!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/08
« Reply #1477 on: September 08, 2014, 10:08:50 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What?  Um, no???



He's an elf.  You don't care if he has long, golden locks, or how strong his arms are to pull such a mighty bow, or how he saved your life in such a heroic manner.  You don't care about his good looks, or his chiseled muscles.  And seriously, who would care about how he so effortlessly struck down evil, or is so at peace with nature?  His long, delicate, exotic ears.  His beautiful, green eyes.  His smooth, unblemished skin.




He's just an elf, and that makes him gross and ugly.  What sort of dwarf would you be if you found an elf attractive?  They're all-what was it Kulet said about elves?  Oh! Right, they're all just a bunch of "tree huggers."  Honestly, you're a little upset the subject was even brought up.




"You're all welcome to travel with us to Shielddawn," the tree-hugger says.  "If we meet some other threat, Hemlock and I will no doubt be able to keep you all safe."

The nerve!  As though you proud, noble Dwarves needed an elf's protection.  The very thought makes you want to punch him right in his stupid, beautiful face.  Still, the threat of the zombie menace looms behind you, and you're both going in the same direction...

After a quick, mumbled discussion between the remaining dwarves, you all agree to travel with the elves, ONLY because you happen to be going in the same direction.  That's all.




With your new traveling companions freshly added to the group, your party continues on to Shielddawn.  Your destiny awaits!

By a totally random crazy happenstance, you just so happen to end up walking next to Darkerdaffodil.  Jeez, might as well strike up a conversation, even if he IS a dumb gross elf.

"So um...you wouldn't happen to like cheese, would you?"



Meanwhile...



"Welp.

We're lost."




"Well, maybe if you knew where you were going, we wouldn't have spent the last couple hours wandering through the woods," Reg replies, propping her helmet open with one hand.

"ME?" Captain Holt snorts.  "Lass, YOU were the one who ran off the path chasing a kobold!  There wasn't even a kobold!  You just ran off into the woods swinging your blasted sword again!"

"There was TOO a kobold," Reg shoots back.  "It was just invisible.  You know how kobolds do that!  So excuse me for trying to make the world a little safer by striking one more of those dirty lizard-dogs from the face of the planet, Captain!  Maybe next time you get us lost in the woods I won't have to add another kobold to my kill list."




"Oh, here we go again," Captain Holt groans, rolling his eyes. 

Not to be outdone, Reg rolls her eyes even harder.  "Look, I didn't go that far into the woods.  You were the one who got turned around and led us even further in!"

"No," Holt replies, "I meant the invisible kobolds.  That's not a thing.  It's never been a thing.  Kobolds can't turn invisible.  Kobolds have never been able to turn invisible."

"You don't know that," Reg shoots back.  "Have you ever even seen an invisible kobold?"

"No," Holt says, "because they don't-"

"They do too! Kobolds could have perfected some sort of invisibility cloaking device techno-magic thing, and then they'd be able to stalk around all they want!  You don't know.  It could happen, just think about it.  Kobolds, invisible, nefarious, doing nefarious invisible kobold things. Invisible."





"Gods damn it, kobolds can't turn invisible!" Captain Holt yells.  "A kobold can't turn any more invisible than I can!  What, do you think they can just snap their fingers fingers and-"




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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/08
« Reply #1478 on: September 08, 2014, 10:14:18 pm »

Tsundere cheesemakers and invisible guard captains.

Hell yes.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/08
« Reply #1479 on: September 08, 2014, 11:09:19 pm »

Holt: Freak out and wave sword around.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/08
« Reply #1480 on: September 08, 2014, 11:34:02 pm »

Holt: Wat

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« Reply #1482 on: September 09, 2014, 04:38:51 am »

Just a sidenote: There is nothing in the Masterwork mod that makes people randomly invisible. Except dwarven mages... is Holt a mage? Is Reg hallucinating? Is EvictedSaint using artistic freedom? Will someone punch that tree so hard, it explodes? What will happen next?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/08
« Reply #1483 on: September 09, 2014, 05:09:31 am »

Well you got to have an opinion! I mean do you think that Armok came down from heaven and stopped the ...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/08
« Reply #1484 on: September 09, 2014, 05:35:48 am »

Just a sidenote: There is nothing in the Masterwork mod that makes people randomly invisible. Except dwarven mages... is Holt a mage? Is Reg hallucinating? Is EvictedSaint using artistic freedom? Will someone punch that tree so hard, it explodes? What will happen next?

He just started sneaking without realizing.
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