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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767692 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1560 on: September 12, 2014, 10:08:54 pm »

Just read this from start to finish (was a slow day at work), and I'm officially hooked.  'sweet Dwarven parkour' had me actually laughing aloud, prompting some curious looks from my colleague ;D

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1561 on: September 12, 2014, 10:58:10 pm »

Many hailed him as a Smithing Hero; Nilning incarnate, the Dwarven God of Smithing himself!

I think this needs editing, since we have established the pantheon.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1562 on: September 12, 2014, 11:56:08 pm »

Many hailed him as a Smithing Hero; Nilning incarnate, the Dwarven God of Smithing himself!

I think this needs editing, since we have established the pantheon.


There are three dwarven civilizations, each with seven gods of their own.  The seven misty had to choose from were the patrons of her particular mountainhome.

Still, though, you're right.  It is confusing, and I intend to go back and clarify that a bit more.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1563 on: September 12, 2014, 11:58:11 pm »

Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Silly me.

Still, thanks.

Keep up the good work, mate.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1564 on: September 13, 2014, 08:21:41 am »

Reg: Brag about kobold kills until Holt manages to crawl out of the hole/ambush the creature. Don't fret over repeating them a couple of times:  every one of your victories over the kobold menace is awesome enough to count as at least five.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #1565 on: September 13, 2014, 10:14:46 am »

well looking forward for misty to meet up with rigs and holt... though looking at their situation it's more likely going to be this
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not to horribly doom Regs and holt to becoming a clown car for masterwork mess.

well good news this is old DF so all they need to do is break line of sight and be 3 tiles away from ol' red eye to escape.

oh and I guess holt was standing on the floorhatch which is why there's a hole there.

also it's not even night time so their fine, what's the odds this is a baby? not that it being a baby doesn't stop it from being lethal just askin.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1566 on: September 13, 2014, 10:47:55 am »

inb4 it turns out to be a fluffy warbler
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1567 on: September 13, 2014, 11:37:16 am »

inb4 it turns out to be a fluffy warbler
That's one seriously badass-looking fluffy wambler, then.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1568 on: September 13, 2014, 11:40:36 am »

inb4 it turns out to be a fluffy warbler
That's one seriously badass-looking fluffy wambler, then.

Oh... even better.... a forgotten beast that's a fluffy wambler?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1569 on: September 13, 2014, 11:41:15 am »

inb4 it turns out to be a fluffy warbler
That's one seriously badass-looking fluffy wambler, then.

Oh... even better.... a forgotten beast that's a fluffy wambler?
Beware its stumble bumble!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1570 on: September 13, 2014, 11:42:03 am »

A giant wambler composed of fire. It rolls around on its back. Beware its strange adorableness!

NINJAS
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1571 on: September 14, 2014, 10:29:05 am »

A fluffy wambler once killed a bronze colossus. Beware!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1572 on: September 14, 2014, 10:58:22 am »

PTW
Also:
Reg: Put your visor down (not that that does anything, but just to be safe). If you get a good shot, stab the creature in the foot (to slow it down and therefore make its attacks less accurate), and then watch for the chance to sever its neck. Failing that, stab it in the head if you get an opening. Both are almost guaranteed one-shot kills.
Let's give Reg a title, shall we? Should make things amusing when she's lording that over Holt.
+1 to this. Bonus points if it's a particularly silly title, like "The Idiocies of Socks".
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1573 on: September 14, 2014, 11:05:51 am »

PTW
Also:
Reg: Put your visor down (not that that does anything, but just to be safe). If you get a good shot, stab the creature in the foot (to slow it down and therefore make its attacks less accurate), and then watch for the chance to sever its neck. Failing that, stab it in the head if you get an opening. Both are almost guaranteed one-shot kills.
Let's give Reg a title, shall we? Should make things amusing when she's lording that over Holt.
+1 to this. Bonus points if it's a particularly silly title, like "The Idiocies of Socks".
+2
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1574 on: September 14, 2014, 11:13:27 am »

PTW
Also:
Reg: Put your visor down (not that that does anything, but just to be safe). If you get a good shot, stab the creature in the foot (to slow it down and therefore make its attacks less accurate), and then watch for the chance to sever its neck. Failing that, stab it in the head if you get an opening. Both are almost guaranteed one-shot kills.
Let's give Reg a title, shall we? Should make things amusing when she's lording that over Holt.
+1 to this. Bonus points if it's a particularly silly title, like "The Idiocies of Socks".
Idiocies of Socks sounds awesome. XD +1 to that.
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