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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 933451 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1575 on: September 14, 2014, 12:21:01 pm »

PTW
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Reg: Put your visor down (not that that does anything, but just to be safe). If you get a good shot, stab the creature in the foot (to slow it down and therefore make its attacks less accurate), and then watch for the chance to sever its neck. Failing that, stab it in the head if you get an opening. Both are almost guaranteed one-shot kills.
Let's give Reg a title, shall we? Should make things amusing when she's lording that over Holt.
+1 to this. Bonus points if it's a particularly silly title, like "The Idiocies of Socks".
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1576 on: September 14, 2014, 09:19:56 pm »




Meanwhile...





"Almost...aaaalmost..."





"Got it!  Looks like I win, young Misty.  I finished your Dwarven puzzle box long before you've finished my Elven apple!  I win the wager, and your delightful little toy along with it.  It'll make a nice addition to our caravan.  You should know better than to challenge an elf to a game of puzzles, young dwarf! We elves are notorious for our keen ability to solve puzzles and traps!"

You giggle for some reason.  You can't really help it; you've found yourself laughing at nearly everything he says.  As for the puzzle box, you're alright with letting that go.  An apple for an old low-quality puzzle box is a fair trade by itself, and you haven't had anything to eat since before you left the mountainhomes. 

And by the Gods, do elves know how to grow apples!  A crisp Elven apple is better than stale cat biscuits on any day of the week.  How they manage to make them grow during the winter is beyond you, but you're not about to complain.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1577 on: September 14, 2014, 09:40:04 pm »

Plump helmet man: Punish this foolish mortal donkey for its offense on thy meat.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1578 on: September 14, 2014, 09:55:42 pm »

See what they have in their caravan while we wait.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1579 on: September 14, 2014, 10:07:29 pm »

Elf:  Make a cheesy pickup-line referencing cheese to Misty.

Misty:  When elf says a pickup-line referencing cheese, silently vow your undying love in your head, then say something awkward instead.

Elf:  Laugh it off, make a small joke, and glance embarassedly towards Misty.



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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1580 on: September 14, 2014, 10:28:18 pm »

Elf:  Make a cheesy pickup-line referencing cheese to Misty.

Misty:  When elf says a pickup-line referencing cheese, silently vow your undying love in your head, then say something awkward instead.

Elf:  Laugh it off, make a small joke, and glance embarassedly towards Misty.



Donky: Panic.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/11
« Reply #1581 on: September 14, 2014, 11:06:40 pm »


[Blah blah blah] the winter

Ah ha!  I was wondering about that snowy view.  So it's winter, and apparently we're changing biomes on our way into ShieldDawn, leaving one which has no lingering snowfall.  Good thing we love mittens so much.

Also, I note that all the trees visible on ShieldDawn's embark site have been cut down.  SOMEbody's going to make an offer to the elves that offends them.  Yup.

. . .

Hey.  How well do elves do with cold weather?  We've got one spare pair of mittens in our backpackShow foresight as well as compassion and trade your spare mittens to your newfound elf friend for, I dunno, whatever they got on 'em.  The rest of their trading excursion is gonna go poorly, so it falls on you alone to make a good impression.

In other words, I'm hoping at least to get through a mitten trade before we fall flat on our face.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1582 on: September 14, 2014, 11:12:10 pm »

Ah ha!  I was wondering about that snowy view.  So it's winter...




A young dwarf stands in her room.  Today is the 1st of Granite, her birthday! 


Granite=January on the dwarven calendar.  I dunno why toady felt the need to make dates so needlessly complicated, but he did, so it is.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1583 on: September 14, 2014, 11:27:46 pm »

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On a side note. . . If FANS=>200 and CHAR=<30 and we each annoy you we can kill everyone in the story and more?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1584 on: September 15, 2014, 01:29:51 am »

Plump helmet man: Punish this foolish mortal donkey for its offense on thy meat.

Too many non-PHM in sight for rebellion. But he will remember that donkey.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1585 on: September 15, 2014, 04:21:22 am »

Plump helmet man: Punish this foolish mortal donkey for its offense on thy meat.

Too many non-PHM in sight for rebellion. But he will remember that donkey.

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PHM: Swear silent Vendetta against the donkey.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1586 on: September 15, 2014, 05:26:54 am »

1st Granite - first day of spring. Depending on how you cut it, that's either the first or 23rd of March. Not an unusual time for snow, of course, when you can get pictures like this. (Storks arrive in late March/early April, the picture is apparently from early April 2013.)

And the Misty/Bowelf interaction is adorable.

Donkey: experience vivid multicolour trip from hallucinogenic snack.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1587 on: September 15, 2014, 08:31:16 am »

Plump helmet man: Punish this foolish mortal donkey for its offense on thy meat.

Too many non-PHM in sight for rebellion. But he will remember that donkey.

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PHM: Swear silent Vendetta against the donkey.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1588 on: September 15, 2014, 09:03:09 am »

A dwarf having a good time playing games with an elf? Something's rotten in the state of Denmark

Elf:  Make a cheesy pickup-line referencing cheese to Misty.

Misty:  When elf says a pickup-line referencing cheese, silently vow your undying love in your head, then say something awkward instead.

Elf:  Laugh it off, make a small joke, and glance embarassedly towards Misty.



Donky: Panic.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Updated 09/14
« Reply #1589 on: September 15, 2014, 09:27:54 am »

Donkey: experience vivid multicolour trip from hallucinogenic snack.
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