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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 934596 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1831 on: October 27, 2014, 02:15:54 pm »

Wow the plot is heating up, great work evictedSaint and fanartists.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1832 on: October 27, 2014, 02:30:45 pm »

The Littlest Cheesemaker: Soylent Yellow
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1833 on: October 27, 2014, 02:36:15 pm »

The Littlest Cheesemaker is the new Game of Thrones. No one is safe.

Oh, good.  It wasn't just me thinking "The Rains of Shielddawn".
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1834 on: October 27, 2014, 02:53:27 pm »

Uh huh. I get the feeling that Misty won't be a cheesemaker anytime soon. Recruit or sweatshop worker are more likely career options at the moment.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1835 on: October 27, 2014, 03:01:00 pm »

So I've made some fan art...Sort of, in a sense. I can't draw for my life, but if a picture is worth a thousand words, than a thousand words is worth a picture...


Shielddawn Overseer cancels construct minecart shotgun: interrupted by migrant wave.
> Check descriptions for new migrants.



If people would like, I'll do the other dwarves, though I'll have to do even more guesswork about dates than I did for Misty.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1836 on: October 27, 2014, 03:03:43 pm »

Pray to Urist, maybe they will get favorable reincarnations.

+1 to Fell mood. One by one turn them into cheese...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1837 on: October 27, 2014, 03:08:55 pm »

So I've made some fan art...Sort of, in a sense. I can't draw for my life, but if a picture is worth a thousand words, than a thousand words is worth a picture...
Very well done, but for one small detail: If the current date is in 357, and Misty was born in 339... She's be older than 12. (She'd be 18.)
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« Reply #1838 on: October 27, 2014, 03:11:49 pm »

So I've made some fan art...Sort of, in a sense. I can't draw for my life, but if a picture is worth a thousand words, than a thousand words is worth a picture...
Very well done, but for one small detail: If the current date is in 357, and Misty was born in 339... She's be older than 12. (She'd be 18.)

Oops, I forgot to change that, originally I was going to have the year be 351, with Misty being a second year spring migrant for a player fort in a default history-length world, but then I realized that A. Second year migrants are scripted, and B. Shielddawn is apparently a mature fortress, and thus at least a few years old, so I pushed it up to 357, but forgot to update Misty's age. AFAIK, EvictedSaint has yet to post any dates or names of civilizations/groups, so any of that stuff here is just guesswork. Initially I was going to say that Misty was the "daughter of Unknown Historical Figure and Unknown Historical Figure", but apparently the game just removes that part in fortress mode descriptions if there's no historical figures listed as their (biological) parents.

Uh huh. I get the feeling that Misty won't be a cheesemaker anytime soon. Recruit or sweatshop worker are more likely career options at the moment.

I'm not especially selective with recruiting soldiers (I only really get turned off by physical attributes well below average), so out of curiosity, how would the attributes I gave her in my mock in-game description look for an unskilled migrant? It occurs to me that since I described her as "tall" (she's the same height as the adult dwarves IIRC while only being twelve), she might be able to wield a two-handed sword, pike, or halberd, and if the fortress happens to have any artifacts of those classes, she'd be a prime militia candidate.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1839 on: October 27, 2014, 04:01:25 pm »

Enter Fell mood, make statue of our elf friend out of axeman

It makes perfect sense, and the dwarves can't even get angry about it!

But Misty's a cheesemaker! You can't make cheese out of Dwa-

Wait.... Dwarven Cheese?
...Dear god. DWARVEN CHEESE IS DWARVES! IT'S DWARVES!

Cheesemaker isn't moodable IIRC, so she'd default to a random crafting labor, which could and probably would be bonecarving for a fell mood. Now granted, I rather doubt this will happen, but we'll see.

She becomes a bone-carving cheese maker, and enters a strange mood. She takes the bones of her elf-friends and makes a bone-cheese wheel, with bone meal as the cheese. It is of the highest craftsdwarfship.
She wouldn't be a craftsdwarf, she's likely overheard her father talking about weapon and armor smithing, right? She must be dabbling at worst!

Make that dwarf into a bone Two-handed sword.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1840 on: October 27, 2014, 04:49:55 pm »

now im just waiting for that necromancer to show up...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1841 on: October 27, 2014, 04:53:28 pm »

now im just waiting for that necromancer to show up...
I know who shows up next... I got some ominous PMs asking about mod-specifics. But I wont spoil anything  :P
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1842 on: October 27, 2014, 05:51:43 pm »

now im just waiting for that necromancer to show up...
I know who shows up next... I got some ominous PMs asking about mod-specifics. But I wont spoil anything  :P
Oh oh So exciting!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1843 on: October 27, 2014, 05:54:25 pm »

Uh guys, Fell moods are subject to dwarven justice you realize (according to the wiki at least, I've had macrame moods before but never a fell mood), which for murder is a hammering.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) MEGA UPDATE 10/27
« Reply #1844 on: October 27, 2014, 06:04:50 pm »

oh hey I been away from a while let's check up on the  new updat...oh
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Cough cough. well I was wondering why those characters wasn't being fleshed out from the start and misty got the chance to talk to one of them.
so good news we get our puzzlebox/hellraiser cube back, we double traumatize a girl.
now better have misty eat darkerdaffodil's soul before it leaves his body. or store it in a cheese pylacatory can't go and leave a perfectly good soul to waste
oh yeah before we forget Misty related to a noble thus technically a noble cheesemaker. then again it could be any Civ from masterquest in those suits of armor it could be Gnomes that gundown those elves,
or say ghouls in platemail, funny option a hermit/succubus/hivemind/human.

 oh and here some art

some where that Zombie elf is smiling for tree justice being served.
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