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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 934653 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2100 on: November 24, 2014, 08:18:23 pm »

yea, the Duke is going to have to have adventures.  I wonder what kind of dwarf he was in civilian life?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2101 on: November 24, 2014, 10:09:38 pm »

Reg and Holt: Dodge the body parts flying off in an arc. Take care not to dodge into the wall, into each other, into another flying part, or over a pit.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2102 on: November 25, 2014, 02:56:03 am »

Holt: When you're sure the creature is dead, calm Reg from a safe distance.
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With those glowy eyes, the blood contact and certain cryptic comments, it wouldn't hurt to exercise caution and avoid being mistaken for a kobold.

The Creature's head becomes Reg's new helmet.

I'm sure the duke can do something with it.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2103 on: November 25, 2014, 03:25:06 pm »

Butcher the creature, eat its heart.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2104 on: November 25, 2014, 03:40:55 pm »

While this, the mountainhome is being sieged by gobbos.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2105 on: November 25, 2014, 08:38:04 pm »

Butcher the creature, eat its heart.

Prepared spleen!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2106 on: November 25, 2014, 09:20:07 pm »

Not a new reader and there's no special occasion but I just wanted to say I really like reading this. Thanks for doing it! It's great!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2107 on: November 26, 2014, 08:46:03 am »

Been following the story, and really enjoying it.

This little cheesemaker is just adorable and i would take her and hug her. Same with Reg, but she's also an angry badass so that gives extra points.

The plump helmet being the literal chew toy of everything is hilarious (plump helmet men are just so delicious and punchable) and the nun is rather hilarious. You know, the "kindly old nun" stereotype along with being a nun of ARMOK, THE GOD OF BLOOD. And the painting herself with her own blood, of course.

PTW.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/24
« Reply #2108 on: November 26, 2014, 10:41:43 pm »

You know, it occurs to me that I listed helms in Reg's preference list when I did a mock DF mood screen for her. I'm not sure if I'm psychic. I suppose I should put it to the test.

Now, to get all of my Wild Mass Guesses off of my chest...


!!Reg is now a proper swordsdwarf (novice in swordsdwarf) rather than merely a recruit!!

!!Holt will bestow a title on Reg for her slaying of the creature of the night!!

!!Reg's title will be somewhat old fashioned and at least a little bit embarrassing to Reg, the kind of thing an aged, grandfatherly dwarf like Holt would consider a good title!!

!!Because of their detour into the lair of a night creature, Reg and Holt arrive at Shielddawn after Misty and the other migrants have been "processed", and are told by the dwarves at the door that nobody of Misty's description arrived with the last group!!

!!There will then be a timeskip of a few months or so!!

!!During this time, Misty will be put to work in the mines of Shielddawn ,perhaps as part of a crew of haulers assigned to move mine carts full of ore up from the depths!!

!!Misty being stuck down in the depths of Shielddawn is part of some higher conspiracy!!

!!At some point, perhaps via overhearing gossip from the guards or one of the other "laborers", Misty learns that the only living master (legendary+5) of the cheesemaking skill is none other than the necromancer!!

!!Misty will hatch a daring plan to escape Shielddawn, and, at the insistence of the couple who came to Shielddawn in the same wave as her, rescue their son from Shielddawn's "Daycare" program!!

!!We then return to Reg and Holt at the Mountainhomes just as Misty's plan is reaching a critical moment!!

!!Reg is now a proficient swordsdwarf!!

!!Because of his failure to keep an eye on Misty, and because he took the blame for the two getting lost and wandering into a night creature's lair, Holt has been politely asked to retire!!

!! Holt's replacement turns out to be a well-meaning but sheltered and horrifically under-qualified nobledwarf with an influential Count (who may have a goatee) for a father who negotiated him the position to keep him the as far away from any actual fighting as possible while still making him think he's in a position with actual responsibility!!

!!Awkward moments ensue between Reg and her clueless new boss!!

!!Then we hear screaming and fighting: the mountainhomes are under attack for the first time in decades!!

!!Back to Misty, because cliffhangers when switching between the perspectives of the protagonist and the (apparent) deutragonist seem to be a tradition at this point!!




So yeah.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/3
« Reply #2109 on: November 26, 2014, 11:19:03 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/26
« Reply #2110 on: November 26, 2014, 11:26:52 pm »

Awesome!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/26
« Reply #2111 on: November 26, 2014, 11:32:20 pm »

Animation!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/26
« Reply #2112 on: November 26, 2014, 11:37:05 pm »

So, is that the monster she's stabbing, or Holt...?  :P

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/26
« Reply #2113 on: November 26, 2014, 11:40:32 pm »

So, is that the monster she's stabbing, or Holt...?  :P
Shes finishing off the monster, I think.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/26
« Reply #2114 on: November 26, 2014, 11:55:44 pm »

So, is that the monster she's stabbing, or Holt...?  :P
Shes finishing off the monster, I think.

In all likelihood that's what's going on. It's not like Holt's horrifically injured to the point where a mercy killing would be on the table, and I kind of doubt Reg would randomly stab her Captain for no reason.
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