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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 932272 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2280 on: December 13, 2014, 10:35:56 pm »

I thought that looked familiar.  I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2281 on: December 14, 2014, 07:29:03 am »

TLCM returns this Friday, guys.  Wish me luck on my finals!

(I know it's actually been four days but I couldn't find one for four days. Also of course I'm not blaming you but it's been so long :( )
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The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2282 on: December 14, 2014, 07:51:56 am »

Isnt it 2 days later? Its sunday as far as I know. :P
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2283 on: December 14, 2014, 07:53:06 am »

Depends on how you view it. It's been 4 days since he said it, but 2 days since Friday. (There was no time card for two days, either.)
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The best way to demonstrate it to him is take a save of 40 year old fortress with 150 dwarves in it on a good sized embark with a volcano that just breached the circus and install it on his gaming rig and watch it bring his rig to its knees.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2284 on: December 14, 2014, 08:01:00 am »

As long as its not 28 days... :D
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2285 on: December 14, 2014, 10:46:27 am »

That youtube song inspires me.

One day the bay12 dwarves will make it to space of some sort.

Also, I started a forums "catsplosion". Technicaly, sort of.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2286 on: December 14, 2014, 01:53:08 pm »

Also, I started a forums "catsplosion". Technicaly, sort of.

this made me laugh more than it probably should have

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/28
« Reply #2287 on: December 14, 2014, 02:05:28 pm »

shitty news, guys.

I have the next update finished...but the construction crew digging next door cut through the internet cable.

Again.

I'm posting this via phone.  I'll see if I can get the next update posted tomorrow.


I love Palpatine in that picture.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/26
« Reply #2288 on: December 14, 2014, 08:11:13 pm »













You are now the terrified girl in the corner.






You just watched your newest best friend get murdered right in front of you.  You politely ask the iron monster for mercy.

You know, if it's okay with that.






The iron monster makes a few noises of confusion, and withdraws its ax from the elf's chest cavity.






Then it lifts its visor.

"What are you on about, love?  That elf didn't getcha, did he?"







Oh...it's not a monster.

It's just a dwarf.






"I mean, your mates all seem righty-oh.  Our markdwarves were pretty dead-on, eh?  Picked the tree-huggers off all nice and square before they could turn on ya.  Never can trust a tree-hugger, cap'n always says!  Tryin' to smuggle their junk into our fortress, down-right insultin' is what it is!"






You take a minute to wipe the blood off your face as the girl goes on.

"Name's Datan Ritas, number Eight of H.E.R.T. Squad Three, 'High Emergency Response Team'!  Cap'n figured it'd only take one to clean up down here.  Can't waste too many bolts on an elf, and SOMEONE'S gotta make sure the buggers are dead!"





"Come on now, hop on up!  Can't fall down every time your neighbor gets an ax in the chest, can we?  Else the entire fort'll be on it's rump!"


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2289 on: December 14, 2014, 08:20:58 pm »

Whooo!  Off to meet the creepy old Bookkeeper!
« Last Edit: December 14, 2014, 08:22:29 pm by pisskop »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2290 on: December 14, 2014, 08:29:30 pm »

AAAAAAAAAh yes we've been expecting you...

I like how shocking a classical fort dwarf attitude is to us now that we've met and humanized the elves a bit.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2291 on: December 14, 2014, 08:29:59 pm »

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2292 on: December 14, 2014, 08:32:48 pm »

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2293 on: December 14, 2014, 08:36:40 pm »

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.
Pretend to be a brewer instead.

Also, realise with shock and horror that the elf has been brainwashing you in order to bend you to his will. Be glad that he is dead now.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2294 on: December 14, 2014, 09:24:04 pm »

The nun is my favorite character <3

Don't tell anyone you are a cheesemaker. Pretend to be a cook brewer.

It's a lot easier to fake being a brewer. Skilled brewers are just faster than unskilled ones. Skilled cooks produce better food.
Pretend to be a brewer instead.

Also, realise with shock and horror that the elf has been brainwashing you in order to bend you to his will. Be glad that he is dead now.

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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
I track my running!
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