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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931183 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2355 on: December 17, 2014, 12:53:41 pm »

Don't tell these monsters your life's hopes and dreams. They might decide to eat them.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2356 on: December 17, 2014, 03:19:25 pm »

Don't tell these monsters your life's hopes and dreams. They might decide to eat them.
Why eat hopes and dreams when they can eat masterwork cheese?
Misty!! Tell them the truth and then ignore the fact that you will be forced to haul, clean, mine or be sent as cannon-fodder aganist a Forgotten Beast!
Or even better! Have a strange mood (bonus points if she gets possessed by the spirit of Darkerdaffodil) and make a masterwork cheese statue!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2357 on: December 17, 2014, 04:39:26 pm »

Don't tell these monsters your life's hopes and dreams. They might decide to eat them.
Why eat hopes and dreams when they can eat masterwork cheese?
Misty!! Tell them the truth and then ignore the fact that you will be forced to haul, clean, mine or be sent as cannon-fodder aganist a Forgotten Beast!
Or even better! Have a strange mood (bonus points if she gets possessed by the spirit of Darkerdaffodil) and make a masterwork cheese statue!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2358 on: December 17, 2014, 09:27:00 pm »

Datan Ritas translates to "Iron Owl".

I didn't forget, IronOwl! You got your dwarf.
Hehehehehe! She's so adorable in her deathnaught armor!


+1 to telling her the truth about our cheesemaking ambitions.

In fact, murdering our best friend right in front of us aside, she seems like the best way to get acquainted with our new home. Might want to ask her how things work around here.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2359 on: December 17, 2014, 09:28:08 pm »

Black Iron Owl
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/14
« Reply #2360 on: December 17, 2014, 10:38:14 pm »

Datan Ritas translates to "Iron Owl".

I didn't forget, IronOwl! You got your dwarf.
Hehehehehe! She's so adorable in her deathnaught armor!


+1 to telling her the truth about our cheesemaking ambitions.

In fact, murdering our best friend right in front of us aside, she seems like the best way to get acquainted with our new home. Might want to ask her how things work around here.

wait does misty had a best friend in the old fort before BestFriending elf romeo here?
was it Datan? We didn't say our name.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 11/26
« Reply #2361 on: December 18, 2014, 12:57:54 pm »




"There we go, lookit you!  Right as rain, not a scratch.  Fallin' over like that and makin' us think we nicked ya with a bolt or somesuch, shame on you!" 










"Oh, shoot, the Overseer's here already!  I was hopin' we'd get this mess cleaned up before she came around.  Old bird must be in a hurry, eh?"










"Come on, come on, get in line, we've got to get you migrants all processed all nice and tidy.  We can't have ANOTHER vampire sneakin' in, can we?"

She's joking...you think. 























"Datan?  What's...what's going to happen to the elves?  Are we going to bury them, or...say a prayer, or...something?"









"What you on about, love?  Bury'em?  Pray for'em?  Why would we do somethin' silly like that?"










"Well...you know.  To help put their souls to rest."









"..."









"AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAHAHA AHAHAAAAHAAA HAHA AHA!"











"Ah ha ahaha ha...eh hehe heh heh...eh..."









"Oh come on now, love.  Elves don't have souls!  Bloody everyone knows that."


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2362 on: December 18, 2014, 01:00:45 pm »

Poor Misty. :)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2363 on: December 18, 2014, 01:02:02 pm »

Poor Misty ;_;
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2365 on: December 18, 2014, 02:01:06 pm »

Jokes aside, you'll want these corpses behind a big piece of stone in case the necromancer shows up. Like in a coffin.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2366 on: December 18, 2014, 02:09:03 pm »

Welcome to DF, Misty. Or should I say, *elf bone bolt* x25 fortress.

Get set in line, offer a prayer to Urist XVIIII for the passing of the elf (what was his name anyway ?), and then promptly ask for Cowsea's blessing again, that she may impress the overseer with her willingness to become a cheesemaker.

Say milker is a fine job as well. So is animal caretaker.


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2367 on: December 18, 2014, 02:13:40 pm »

Jokes aside, you'll want these corpses behind a big piece of stone in case the necromancer shows up. Like in a coffin.
ohh :o  what if instead of that, they dump the corpses in magma or under  bridge? Or perhaps in an above-ground catacombs as bait for said necro?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2368 on: December 18, 2014, 02:36:03 pm »

Be assigned on corpse dumping duty.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2369 on: December 18, 2014, 02:45:28 pm »

Welcome to DF, Misty. Or should I say, *elf bone bolt* x25 fortress.

Get set in line, offer a prayer to Urist XVIIII for the passing of the elf (what was his name anyway ?), and then promptly ask for Cowsea's blessing again, that she may impress the overseer with her willingness to become a cheesemaker.

Say milker is a fine job as well. So is animal caretaker.

+1

Oh, also...
Enquire after the resting place of Zon Lokumarak, to pay homage.  It's the reason we chose ShieldDawn specifically, after all.

EDIT:
Actually, scratch that second bit.  We can do that once we've settled in.  And aren't horribly traumatized by the death of a new friend right in front of us by the people who we thought were going to be protecting us.
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