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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1127560 times)

Aslandus

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2415 on: December 21, 2014, 01:30:57 pm »

So you'd just need to add the [PET] tag to dwarves and make them milkable or make sheep intelligent?
What? No. Dwarves dont produce milk, and sheep wouldnt be civ members. Neither one would work.
Could you just add milk tags to the raws for dwarves to make them produce milk?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2416 on: December 21, 2014, 01:36:31 pm »

I said that you'd have to make them milkable.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2417 on: December 21, 2014, 01:38:09 pm »

Doesnt work, civ members cant be milked. Btw, this is seriously off topic. ;)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2418 on: December 21, 2014, 01:40:35 pm »

It's dwarf fortress, off topic is its natural state

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2419 on: December 21, 2014, 05:10:59 pm »

It's dwarf fortress, off topic is its natural state

Of course. If we were able to stay on topic for more than a few posts, we would betray our dwarfine -

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2420 on: December 21, 2014, 06:04:49 pm »

It's dwarf fortress, off topic is its natural state
That was exactly what I was thinking and more or less my intention when I wrote what I did.
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2421 on: December 21, 2014, 08:46:26 pm »

Well technically if you check in Dfhack(which masterworks should have) they do, everyone has Souls(even freshly created zombies, down to the monsters rigs fought, to bogeymen) or they won't have a personality or dreams or what not later on in 40.xx series.
Just that while this is true I don't think Datan knows about this. Misty could just pray for the Putnam/warmist God to cram an Elf soul into Datan.
Then there's the whole Warlock subset which everyone who dies drops a soul which could be used.... wait
Misty pull one of your hourglass do dads from your hair and search for the elf soul... you can totally make a phylactery and keep Darkerderp soul forever.


This.  Totally do this.
Pls no
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2422 on: December 21, 2014, 09:32:32 pm »

Well technically if you check in Dfhack(which masterworks should have) they do, everyone has Souls(even freshly created zombies, down to the monsters rigs fought, to bogeymen) or they won't have a personality or dreams or what not later on in 40.xx series.
Just that while this is true I don't think Datan knows about this. Misty could just pray for the Putnam/warmist God to cram an Elf soul into Datan.
Then there's the whole Warlock subset which everyone who dies drops a soul which could be used.... wait
Misty pull one of your hourglass do dads from your hair and search for the elf soul... you can totally make a phylactery and keep Darkerderp soul forever.


This.  Totally do this.
Pls no
Take the soul and use it to enchant a battleaxe. Use the battleaxe to chop down trees

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2423 on: December 21, 2014, 09:38:38 pm »

Well technically if you check in Dfhack(which masterworks should have) they do, everyone has Souls(even freshly created zombies, down to the monsters rigs fought, to bogeymen) or they won't have a personality or dreams or what not later on in 40.xx series.
Just that while this is true I don't think Datan knows about this. Misty could just pray for the Putnam/warmist God to cram an Elf soul into Datan.
Then there's the whole Warlock subset which everyone who dies drops a soul which could be used.... wait
Misty pull one of your hourglass do dads from your hair and search for the elf soul... you can totally make a phylactery and keep Darkerderp soul forever.


This.  Totally do this.
Pls no
Take the soul and use it to enchant a battleaxe. Use the battleaxe to chop down trees

Once she's done asking about elves, Misty should ask Kulet if Dwarf Fortress players have souls, at which point Kulet should almost laugh herself to death.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2424 on: December 21, 2014, 09:42:41 pm »

Well technically if you check in Dfhack(which masterworks should have) they do, everyone has Souls(even freshly created zombies, down to the monsters rigs fought, to bogeymen) or they won't have a personality or dreams or what not later on in 40.xx series.
Just that while this is true I don't think Datan knows about this. Misty could just pray for the Putnam/warmist God to cram an Elf soul into Datan.
Then there's the whole Warlock subset which everyone who dies drops a soul which could be used.... wait
Misty pull one of your hourglass do dads from your hair and search for the elf soul... you can totally make a phylactery and keep Darkerderp soul forever.


This.  Totally do this.
Pls no
Take the soul and use it to enchant a battleaxe. Use the battleaxe to chop down trees

Once she's done asking about elves, Misty should ask Kulet if Dwarf Fortress players have souls, at which point Kulet should almost laugh herself to death.
No, ask about kobolds
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2425 on: December 21, 2014, 10:19:08 pm »

Well technically if you check in Dfhack(which masterworks should have) they do, everyone has Souls(even freshly created zombies, down to the monsters rigs fought, to bogeymen) or they won't have a personality or dreams or what not later on in 40.xx series.
Just that while this is true I don't think Datan knows about this. Misty could just pray for the Putnam/warmist God to cram an Elf soul into Datan.
Then there's the whole Warlock subset which everyone who dies drops a soul which could be used.... wait
Misty pull one of your hourglass do dads from your hair and search for the elf soul... you can totally make a phylactery and keep Darkerderp soul forever.


This.  Totally do this.
Pls no
Take the soul and use it to enchant a battleaxe. Use the battleaxe to chop down trees

Once she's done asking about elves, Misty should ask Kulet if Dwarf Fortress players have souls, at which point Kulet should almost laugh herself to death.
No, ask about kobolds
Kobolds have souls.
Brains is what they lack.
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2426 on: December 23, 2014, 12:48:50 pm »

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Once she's done asking about elves, Misty should ask Kulet if Dwarf Fortress players have souls, at which point Kulet should almost laugh herself to death.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2427 on: December 23, 2014, 01:12:50 pm »

Everyone: have a welcome party. Let the dead elves rot in the anteroom, cleanup can wait. I mean, you're not expecting a visit from a friendly neighbourhood necromancer, are you? There sure are none of those around, no sir/ma'am.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2428 on: December 23, 2014, 02:29:49 pm »

Everyone: have a welcome party. Let the dead elves rot in the anteroom, cleanup can wait. I mean, you're not expecting a visit from a friendly neighbourhood necromancer, are you? There sure are none of those around, no sir/ma'am.

on the other hand, if the necromancer does show up and she takes elf's soul for whatever the necromancer might try to make her his/her apprentice, you know, lure her to the dark side and all that.  Zombie cheese, just think of it.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 12/18
« Reply #2429 on: December 24, 2014, 12:20:06 am »

Everyone: have a welcome party. Let the dead elves rot in the anteroom, cleanup can wait. I mean, you're not expecting a visit from a friendly neighbourhood necromancer, are you? There sure are none of those around, no sir/ma'am.

on the other hand, if the necromancer does show up and she takes elf's soul for whatever the necromancer might try to make her his/her apprentice, you know, lure her to the dark side and all that.  Zombie cheese, just think of it.

Because, as people have said about 20 times, the necromancer is definitely a (possibly THE) legendary cheesemaker. S/he may also be one of Misty's biological parents, because Star Wars.
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