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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931888 times)

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Merry new year or whatever. ::)


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So, now I have a moat filled with magma AND patrolled by ghosts. It is quite nice actually.

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Are you a vampire?

"Why, are YOU a vampire?"

"I'm the overseer. If I were a vampire, why would I want to know if you were?"

"To blame me for your victims and have it stick of course! I WILL NOT BE BLAMED FOR YOUR BLOOD SUCKING HABITS!"

"You've.... Been here before, haven't you?"
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Are you a vampire?

"Why, are YOU a vampire?"

"I'm the overseer. If I were a vampire, why would I want to know if you were?"

"To blame me for your victims and have it stick of course! I WILL NOT BE BLAMED FOR YOUR BLOOD SUCKING HABITS!"

"You've.... Been here before, haven't you?"

Out of character for Misty but it would be funny if someone else said it.
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It was inevitable.
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So, now I have a moat filled with magma AND patrolled by ghosts. It is quite nice actually.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2526 on: January 02, 2015, 07:03:23 pm »




This is it!!!
This is your chance!  If there was ever a time you were going to establish yourself as a real, serious cheesemaker, it would be now! 

Forget everything up until this point.  Put Darkerdaffodil and the other elves out of your mind.  Forget Rimtar, and forget your dumb dad!

You can do this!!!









"My name...is..."




















"Mhm.  Vampire?"










"...no?"









"Profession?"

"I...I just said..."









"Profession, please."

"...novice cheesemaker, ma'am."









"Really?  We've been needing someone like you for a while now."

YES!!! 
This is it!!!
Your whole life has been leading up to this moment. 
Finally, after twelve years, you're about to become the Legendary Cheesemaker you've always dreamed of!









"You'd be amazed at how quickly we go through haulers.  Well, I'm sure you'll figure that out soon enough. 
Here's your map."









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« Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 05:56:49 pm by evictedSaint »
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"I have dabbled a bit in cooking too.. If that's needed.."
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2528 on: January 02, 2015, 08:13:28 pm »

well, E for effort i guess, time to start hauling  :'(
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2529 on: January 02, 2015, 08:19:50 pm »

"I have dabbled a bit in cooking too.. If that's needed.."
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2530 on: January 02, 2015, 08:25:07 pm »

That was awesome!

I am above a simple hauler!  I have above average creativity and a fine kinesthetic sense.  I am quick to heal and am getting used to tragedy.  I demand a real job.  Where are your cow cows?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2531 on: January 02, 2015, 08:27:02 pm »

Read over the map
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2532 on: January 02, 2015, 09:09:35 pm »

Read over the map
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Also, Ask who to go to to get our work assignments. Maybe we can get promoted to cheesemaker if we ask nicely!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2533 on: January 02, 2015, 09:10:07 pm »

Read over the map

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Misty: Explore the kitchens/farming area under the pretense of hauling something light, like a single pump helmet.
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