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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 933673 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2535 on: January 02, 2015, 11:54:34 pm »

Read over the map

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Misty: Explore the kitchens/farming area under the pretense of hauling something light, like a single pump helmet.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2536 on: January 03, 2015, 06:56:50 am »

Read over the map

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Misty: Explore the kitchens/farming area under the pretense of hauling something light, like a single pump helmet.
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+1 to the map-reading, but -1 to the plump-helmet-hauling.
A lot of overseers tend to punish things like that.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2537 on: January 03, 2015, 02:46:15 pm »

Stand around in the meeting area until the overseer recruits you into the militia

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/2
« Reply #2538 on: January 03, 2015, 02:48:24 pm »

Stand around in the meeting area until the overseer recruits you into the militia
o.O and so begins our plan to 'get attached' to a full se of armor!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2539 on: January 03, 2015, 10:15:08 pm »






"Wait wait wait wait, hold on.  Hauler?  I said cheesemaker.  Haulers are...you know.  Not cheesemakers."

Clearly she doesn't understand the inherent value of a cheesemaker, novice or not. 







"Look, kid, maybe if I wasn't retiring in the next thirty seconds, I'd care about...this.  Or anything else for that matter. 
But I am, so I don't."

"A hauler, though?!" you protest.  "I can't be a, a, a farmer at least?  Or an animal caretaker?  Or-or maybe I can be the next Overseer!  Anything!  But not a hauler!"








"You want to be Overseer?  Fine, I'll put you on the list.
You are now two-hundred ninety-sixth in line to be Overseer.  Since each O.S. keeps their job for an entire year, that means you only have to wait about three centuries before it's your turn.

On the bright side, most dwarves die before they get their chance as Overseer.  You probably won't even have to wait that long.  Who knows?  Maybe you'll make Overseer before you die of old age, or other reasons."









"Now, as my last official act as Overseer, I order you to grab one of those elves and dump them in the waste pile before they start stinking up the Trade Depo any worse than they already have.  After that...well, I really don't care what you do after that, I just retired.  Have fun, kid."








"Well, I best get on back to the barracks before the squad starts missing me.

Good luck, love!  And welcome to Shielddawn!"








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You start to suspect that Shielddawn isn't quite they way you thought it was.


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2540 on: January 03, 2015, 10:28:40 pm »

run down to cavern 3 ASAP
Edit: actually run down the the place titles Magick and learn some tyromancy!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2541 on: January 03, 2015, 10:31:56 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2542 on: January 03, 2015, 10:36:43 pm »

Claim a room, get some real food & booze.  Avoid any nobles.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2543 on: January 03, 2015, 10:47:20 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2544 on: January 03, 2015, 10:53:28 pm »

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2545 on: January 03, 2015, 11:28:24 pm »

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.
+1 for corpse looting

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Visit slaughter pits next to the prison, immediately be appalled at what is going on there

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2546 on: January 03, 2015, 11:49:26 pm »

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.

+1 because you are a nice person.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2547 on: January 03, 2015, 11:52:11 pm »

I mean, just because elves may or may not have souls, ghosts still exist.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2548 on: January 04, 2015, 01:12:41 am »

Haul the elf, then go on break and wander over to the kitchen to do cheese
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2549 on: January 04, 2015, 03:15:48 am »

Start hauling the corpse of that one elf you actually like. Be sure to claim anything of his that might put his spirit to rest. Should he have one. Or at least something which might help you survive in this place.

+1, on the sly. When you're done with that, see if you can get to the catacombs to visit Zon Lokumarak's tomb. And hey! The public dormitories are now fireproof! That... that means they care about you, right? This isn't another Arrowstockades, right? Stay positive!
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