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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931932 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2640 on: January 10, 2015, 06:35:04 pm »

You can brew plumpy?!  mmmhmm
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2641 on: January 10, 2015, 06:37:23 pm »

Drink dwarven wine
Fsck that, drink beer instead
It's more likely that she'll drink wine, as plump helmet production is often higher than cave wheat.
And plump helmet man production is higher than both.

Now, if Plumpy is a vampire, and a dwarf drinks wine made from him, what does that make the dwarf?
Plump Helmet Vampire?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2642 on: January 10, 2015, 06:51:45 pm »

Also, this.  For modders.

Cheese is an appropriate path to immortality because milk, which represents life, rots quickly, but if it rots in the right way then it can 'live' forever.  If one were to comprehend the true essence of cheese, one could achieve immortality through 'the coagulation of the soul'.

Hey, the Chinese alchemists thought that gold contained the secret to eternal life because it doesn't rust.  This makes just as much sense.

Spoiler: "creature_cheese.txt (click to show/hide)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2643 on: January 10, 2015, 07:57:46 pm »

Also, this.  For modders.

Cheese is an appropriate path to immortality because milk, which represents life, rots quickly, but if it rots in the right way then it can 'live' forever.  If one were to comprehend the true essence of cheese, one could achieve immortality through 'the coagulation of the soul'.

Hey, the Chinese alchemists thought that gold contained the secret to eternal life because it doesn't rust.  This makes just as much sense.

Spoiler: "creature_cheese.txt (click to show/hide)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2644 on: January 11, 2015, 01:18:56 am »

Also, this.  For modders.

Cheese is an appropriate path to immortality because milk, which represents life, rots quickly, but if it rots in the right way then it can 'live' forever.  If one were to comprehend the true essence of cheese, one could achieve immortality through 'the coagulation of the soul'.

Hey, the Chinese alchemists thought that gold contained the secret to eternal life because it doesn't rust.  This makes just as much sense.

Spoiler: "creature_cheese.txt (click to show/hide)

To me, having a necromancer being a cheesemaker makes a lot of sense, for the reason you list out.  Through death, a new life
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2645 on: January 11, 2015, 05:23:06 am »

That cheeseman is remarkable unsmelly :P
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2646 on: January 11, 2015, 04:59:21 pm »








Meanwhile...









"Well, here we are.  It's been one heck of a ride, you little mushroom man you.  I have no idea where you came from or what's going to happen to you now, but quite frankly I don't really care."










"In you go."










"So long, you viscous little parasite.  Maybe I'll see you around some time, in a bowl of mushroom soup or something."





























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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2647 on: January 11, 2015, 05:03:02 pm »

Rise of the mushroom man!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2648 on: January 11, 2015, 05:07:35 pm »

PHM determine their likelihood of a successful rebellion based on the ratio of PHM to non-PHM creatures that they have seen recently.

Whoever opens that door is pretty much dead.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2649 on: January 11, 2015, 05:10:15 pm »

I mean...I...I guess I can handle a C plot...it...it shouldn't slow down the story TOO much...

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2650 on: January 11, 2015, 05:19:35 pm »

oh shi
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2651 on: January 11, 2015, 05:21:14 pm »

Plumpy: Be vampire.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2652 on: January 11, 2015, 05:36:08 pm »

Plumpy: rebellion intensifies.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2653 on: January 11, 2015, 05:42:32 pm »

prepare for the vampire mushroom man rebellion...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2654 on: January 11, 2015, 06:01:51 pm »

Your scar is a sign of your authority! Establish dominance over these pathetic wall-mushrooms with their lack of distinguishing features!
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