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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1768142 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2685 on: January 12, 2015, 08:56:33 pm »

He'd be a cheesophile then. Not a chesseromancer. (Cheesanova?)
My name is Immortal-D.... and I'm a cheeseophile :-[ (especially sharp cheddar :D).  For those wondering (I'm sure nobody is), the suffix 'phile' means 'lover of, has admiration for'.  Hence we get words like 'philharmonic orchesta', i.e. 'lover of melody'.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2686 on: January 12, 2015, 09:22:17 pm »

Misty: Get to work on hauling/looting those elves. Maybe they have socks.
++, and don't forget the puzzle box! Keep it as something to remember Darkodaffodil by. I'm sure it won't be taken from you in a tramatizing way!

I suggest focusing on Misty, with Plumpy's rebellion happening in the background and coming on screen in the most inappropriate moment.
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Start Bitten but not Broken arc.
is a name to remember!

He'd be a cheesophile then. Not a chesseromancer. (Cheesanova?)
My name is Immortal-D.... and I'm a cheeseophile :-[ (especially sharp cheddar :D).  For those wondering (I'm sure nobody is), the suffix 'phile' means 'lover of, has admiration for'.  Hence we get words like 'philharmonic orchesta', i.e. 'lover of melody'.

So long as you keep it φιλία and not έ̓ρος we should all be fine. And yes, sharp cheddar is the best kind of cheddar!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2687 on: January 12, 2015, 09:34:33 pm »

Misty: Get to work on hauling/looting those elves. Maybe they have socks.
++, and don't forget the puzzle box! Keep it as something to remember Darkodaffodil by. I'm sure it won't be taken from you in a tramatizing way!


If you look back, the farmer's kid rightfully claimed the puzzlebox as loot.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2688 on: January 12, 2015, 10:28:51 pm »

Plumpy's C plot: Be a thing.
Or at least make the rebellion start somewhere in the future.
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« Reply #2689 on: January 13, 2015, 05:35:58 am »

Its time to start the Rise of the Planet of the Mushroom Men.
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« Reply #2690 on: January 13, 2015, 10:39:52 am »

Plumpy being used for slapstick never fails to amuse me.

Start Bitten but not Broken arc. Well, a FALSE one.

You know, plumpy fantasizing about revenge, about leading the plump helmets to victory and about killing that farmer with his bare hands.

Of course, the audience doesn't buy it since he IS just here to be abused for our amusement, after all.

Then his plan to escape comes to fruition when someone opens the door, only to drag him outside and into a butcher's workshop...
Whilst the necrocheeser enters the fort...
Cheeseromancer sounds better.

Cheeseromancer = lover of cheese

Tyromancer = wizard who does things with cheese, may or may not be evil

Necrocheeser = evil wizard who does things with dead cheese or cheese from dead cows/milkable animals/purring maggots

Clearly the best term for the dude from the tower is necrocheeser, assuming he's not just a regular necromancer.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2691 on: January 13, 2015, 03:21:40 pm »

I saw the armour that guard was wearing, and that's just the guard they sent out to deal with the elf pests. Plump helmet man rebellion stands no chance, they are weak and fleshy :P

If a rebellion happens it should end quickly, with most of them being butchered and brewed into wine.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2692 on: January 13, 2015, 03:47:03 pm »

I saw the armour that guard was wearing, and that's just the guard they sent out to deal with the elf pests. Plump helmet man rebellion stands no chance, they are weak and fleshy :P

If a rebellion happens it should end quickly, with most of them being butchered and brewed into wine.

Yeah, PHM rebellions rarely end well for the Plump Helmet Men, especially for forts with any kind of military.  It's closer to passive-aggressive suicide...

It certainly could be used as a diversion, though.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2693 on: January 13, 2015, 04:06:26 pm »

Elves, send message to Plumpy requesting them to rebel to act as a distraction so that the elves can attack. plumpy, rebel.

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« Reply #2694 on: January 13, 2015, 04:47:54 pm »

I suggest focusing on Misty, with Plumpy's rebellion happening in the background and coming on screen in the most inappropriate moment.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2695 on: January 13, 2015, 04:51:03 pm »

Goblins: siege Shield Dawn!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2696 on: January 13, 2015, 05:05:04 pm »

Goblins: siege Shield Dawn!
Kobolds: Siege the mountainhome!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2697 on: January 13, 2015, 05:06:09 pm »

Yea, I think Mistem's pa 'The Duke' would make a good C-plot.  PLumply's got no speech, so would make a good D-minor.  And one who's purpose is chaos, lending itself to the crescendo moment or the setting up of thereof.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2698 on: January 13, 2015, 05:48:51 pm »

I like Plumpy but any plot should be 1-2 pages a chapter or maybe in the background (literally) of other events.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2699 on: January 13, 2015, 08:48:57 pm »

I like Plumpy but any plot should be 1-2 pages a chapter or maybe in the background (literally) of other events.

+1 for background
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