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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 02/05  (Read 1249152 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2730 on: January 16, 2015, 10:10:26 pm »

Wait a minute, aren't all corpses stripped naked before being hauled off to the refuse pile?

This is correct, but she could easily grab a memento while grabing the corpses to haul to the refuse pile.  Like say, elven socks.
Game-mechanically, all clothing just magically falls off when you die.  It lies in the same tile as your corpse, but is not on your corpse any longer.  Of course, that wouldn't make sense in the illustrated story....
Worse, you actually lose your grip on the items, which means dorfs don't wear clothing, their various body parts hang on to their designated pieces until they die.
Readers: Worry about Misty instead.

We are but our attentions wonder while we wait.
I actually think Reg needs a turn now.
Reg and Holt: Head to Sheilddawn
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2731 on: January 16, 2015, 10:51:46 pm »

Wait a minute, aren't all corpses stripped naked before being hauled off to the refuse pile?

This is correct, but she could easily grab a memento while grabing the corpses to haul to the refuse pile.  Like say, elven socks.
Game-mechanically, all clothing just magically falls off when you die.  It lies in the same tile as your corpse, but is not on your corpse any longer.  Of course, that wouldn't make sense in the illustrated story....
Worse, you actually lose your grip on the items, which means dorfs don't wear clothing, their various body parts hang on to their designated pieces until they die.
Does that mean dwarves have little fingers on all their body parts that cling to their clothes? Actually it would probably be their body hair grabbing all their clothes...

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« Reply #2732 on: January 17, 2015, 03:31:55 am »

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

Anyway, I'm still wanting to see how Reg is handling things after... resolving her monster problem last time we saw her and Holt.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2733 on: January 17, 2015, 04:38:47 am »

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

Anyway, I'm still wanting to see how Reg is handling things after... resolving her monster problem last time we saw her and Holt.

It is terrifying.
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« Reply #2734 on: January 17, 2015, 10:28:30 am »

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

Anyway, I'm still wanting to see how Reg is handling things after... resolving her monster problem last time we saw her and Holt.

It is terrifying.

No, it was inevitable.
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« Reply #2735 on: January 17, 2015, 06:40:14 pm »

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.
It is terrifying.
No, it was inevitable.

This is why I love Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2736 on: January 17, 2015, 09:03:18 pm »

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

I'm never putting another quarter in a magic fingers bed at the cheap motel ever again.
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That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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« Reply #2737 on: January 18, 2015, 12:30:52 am »

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.

I'm never putting another quarter in a magic fingers bed at the cheap motel ever again.

 :D That was hilarious.

I'm actually starting to worry about what the new overseer will be like.
New Overseer: walk in drinking a flagon of elf blood and singing butchered dwarven songs
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« Reply #2738 on: January 20, 2015, 08:11:19 am »

Given the strange, arcane means how overseers are chosen, it could really be anyone...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2739 on: January 20, 2015, 09:00:01 am »

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.
It is terrifying.
No, it was inevitable.

This is why I love Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2740 on: January 20, 2015, 06:44:02 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2741 on: January 21, 2015, 09:18:53 pm »

i'm so fucking sick of drawing mushroom men you guys i s2g

"oh these next few pages will be easy, they're all the same color and shape" jfc. 

update in a day or two.

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« Reply #2742 on: January 22, 2015, 12:54:07 am »

Copy/paste is your friend. Just make sure to do back-to front or the stacking will look all derpy.
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« Reply #2743 on: January 22, 2015, 03:06:53 am »

Well that doesn't bode well for our C Plot.
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« Reply #2744 on: January 22, 2015, 02:20:16 pm »

Well that doesn't bode well for our C Plot.

It's fine, it was simply more involved than I planned.
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