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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931693 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/27
« Reply #3975 on: October 03, 2015, 02:48:28 am »

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All of this is completely true.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/27
« Reply #3976 on: October 03, 2015, 11:02:18 am »

Especially the second one, which is applicable to many more things than just kobolds.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/27
« Reply #3977 on: October 03, 2015, 09:45:37 pm »

Reg: find an adorable little baby critter that tries to hide and leaves her trying to calm it down.

Holt: walk in shortly afterwards and ask Reg why she's cuddling a baby kobold.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/27
« Reply #3978 on: October 04, 2015, 12:05:06 am »

Why are there so many commands telling the author what to write instead of commands telling characters what to do?

Seems a bit reverse Railroady, if that term makes sense.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/27
« Reply #3979 on: October 04, 2015, 12:59:48 am »

It's all just user reader input. It doesn't matter.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/27
« Reply #3980 on: October 04, 2015, 11:11:03 am »

"It only matters if I WANT IT TO!"
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 9/27
« Reply #3981 on: October 04, 2015, 01:54:51 pm »

"It only matters if I WANT IT TO!"
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I do cherry-pick suggestions sometimes, but reader suggestions go a looong way in changing the story.  I have some suggestions from three months ago I'm still working on putting in.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Update 10/5
« Reply #3982 on: October 05, 2015, 03:06:12 am »




"What's that - a map?!  Well hang on a second, let me take a look-see."






"...a bit...blood-stained for my taste, but it's as good a map as any, lass.  Well done!  I'm guessin' the last owner of this scrap of paper wasn't as lucky as we were.  By the looks of things, it seems like we got ourselves a bit south of the road here...well, this certainly makes things easier, I'll tell you that much.  Tomorrow morning, bright and early, we'll get ourselves back on the road and up north to Shielddawn.

I just hope wee lil' Misty won't be gettin' herself into any trouble before we can get there..."





Meanwhile...





"Holy cow."

"Correct."






"You're a talking cow!!!"

"...also correct, unfortunately."


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3983 on: October 05, 2015, 03:16:51 am »

That is possibly the least amused look I've ever seen on a cow. :D

I like the adventurer-syle map.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3984 on: October 05, 2015, 04:17:32 am »

Misty: Get a bucket! Get some holy milk! For making holy cheese! This will be a kickstart for your career as a legendary Cheesemaker!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3985 on: October 05, 2015, 04:26:56 am »

misty: ask the cows name
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3986 on: October 05, 2015, 04:41:12 am »

Misty: be disappointed no other cow puns are coming to mind.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3987 on: October 05, 2015, 05:28:22 am »

Misty: be disappointed no other cow puns are coming to mind.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3988 on: October 05, 2015, 05:33:54 am »

misty: ask the cows name
Then tell your own name.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3989 on: October 05, 2015, 09:22:15 am »

A (literally!) holy cow just has to be an avatar of Cowsea, the Cheese Goddess!  Misty prayed to Cowsea on the way here.  This must be the goddess's answer!

Thank Cowsea for her answer, and ask the cow whether she would like to be milked now.
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