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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
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Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767946 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3990 on: October 05, 2015, 10:32:36 am »

Holt: take treasure for 'traveling money'
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3991 on: October 05, 2015, 10:59:14 am »

Be very polite to the holy cow.

Ask if the rest of the fort knows they're holy, or if everyone treats them like a normal cow.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3992 on: October 05, 2015, 11:06:25 am »

Free the cow from the pen, obviously.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3993 on: October 05, 2015, 11:23:16 am »

A (literally!) holy cow just has to be an avatar of Cowsea, the Cheese Goddess!  Misty prayed to Cowsea on the way here.  This must be the goddess's answer!

Thank Cowsea for her answer, and ask the cow whether she would like to be milked now.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3994 on: October 05, 2015, 12:11:18 pm »

Woohoo for semi-regular updates!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3995 on: October 05, 2015, 12:34:23 pm »

Convert to Hinduism

Or more seriously: Offer the cow a sacrifice.  Like, say, a plump helmet man.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3996 on: October 05, 2015, 01:17:51 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3997 on: October 05, 2015, 01:21:52 pm »

I hope it isn't too cow-ardly. The steaks are too high.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #3998 on: October 05, 2015, 01:33:29 pm »

I hope it isn't too cow-ardly. The steaks are too high.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #3999 on: October 05, 2015, 02:40:01 pm »

That map is the map of a fallen adventureure, it has bandit camp:dead, bigfoot:dead.
Pretty funny.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4000 on: October 05, 2015, 10:06:34 pm »

Misty: milk one of the cows, make a cheese, and give it to HIC (Holy Indian Cow) as a gesture of friendship
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4001 on: October 06, 2015, 04:09:24 am »

I hope it isn't too cow-ardly. The steaks are too high.

The context does kind of behoove us to milk the puns for all they're worth, since ES has changed the title and all. The constant pun wars are starting to get a bit cheesy though - unless I'm the only one with a beef with them.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4002 on: October 06, 2015, 11:06:01 pm »

I imagine my last several adventurers all had similar maps on them...

Hail Cowsea, full of grace!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4003 on: October 07, 2015, 07:24:42 am »

Hail Cowsea, full of grace grass!

Fixed.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Updated 10/5
« Reply #4004 on: October 07, 2015, 04:28:54 pm »

Misty: Get a bucket! Get some holy milk! For making holy cheese! This will be a kickstart for your career as a legendary Cheesemaker!
+1 blessed cheese maker.
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