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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 930403 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4020 on: October 18, 2015, 05:43:39 am »

It was just brought to my attention...
That the Duke has an upside down troll doll for a head.

Are we the only people that see that?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4021 on: October 18, 2015, 09:19:36 am »

It was just brought to my attention...
That the Duke has an upside down troll doll for a head.

Are we the only people that see that?
You have to look closely, but yes, there's indeed an upside down troll doll in his head.  :o
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/5 - More Cow Puns
« Reply #4022 on: October 18, 2015, 05:14:13 pm »

It was just brought to my attention...
That the Duke has an upside down troll doll for a head.

Are we the only people that see that?
You have to look closely, but yes, there's indeed an upside down troll doll in his head.  :o
I actually see a guy with big eyebrows and a pompadour... Not quite wild enough to be a troll doll :P

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Update 10/19
« Reply #4023 on: October 19, 2015, 03:19:59 am »




"Wait a minute, cow's can't talk!  Unless..."

"Oh here we go, the think-cart is leaving the trade depot."






"You must have been sent here to answer my prayers!!!

I prayed and prayed and prayed to the Gods for help, and here you are!  I can't believe it, Cowsea actually answered my prayers!!!"







"Woah woah woah, hold your horses, alright?  Sorry to burst your bubble...uh..."

"Misty."

"Sorry to burst your bubble, Misty, but I'm not actually here for you.  Besides, Gods only answer the prayers of their worshippers, so you've actually gotta be a worshipper if you want to have your prayers heard."






"But...I am a worshipper of Cowsea."

"...What, really?"












"Huh.  I guess you are.  Kinda feel like I should have noticed that sooner."


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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4024 on: October 19, 2015, 03:32:12 am »

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4025 on: October 19, 2015, 03:40:50 am »

Misty: Ask her who...

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4026 on: October 19, 2015, 05:23:36 am »

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4027 on: October 19, 2015, 07:14:05 am »

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4028 on: October 19, 2015, 08:14:01 am »

"Oh sorry, I munster apologize for the smell, I camembert to this rock fort because I was trying to invent some sort of cheese that properly captures the aura of a rotting miasma pit. I'm torn between calling it "limburger", "epoisses", and "new jersey"... what do you think I should go with?"

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.
Heh, someone asked to be cheered up once, requesting cheesy jokes.

'It'll brie ok.'

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4029 on: October 19, 2015, 08:42:08 pm »

Misty: Ask the cow what you can to help her with her current task.

Just remember; if you can brie useful to Cowsea, then Cowsea might be gouda you.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4030 on: October 19, 2015, 08:48:00 pm »

Let the cow out of the pen. He will be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4031 on: October 20, 2015, 03:04:20 am »

Let the cow out of the pen. He will be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.

"he"? But... udders..
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 10/19
« Reply #4032 on: October 20, 2015, 03:35:02 am »

Let the cow out of the pen. He will be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.

"he"? But... udders..

Shhh, don't think about it.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker-Update 10/19
« Reply #4033 on: October 20, 2015, 10:32:59 pm »

I just remembered that demons will occasionally pose as gods and enter a civilization.  Apparently they can arrive as a diplomat at your fortress.  Per the story above,

I'm not actually here for you.

so this cow may very well have a cover story to maintain.  And if you were expecting this cow to

be our second non-dwarf friend that will almost certainly get slaughtered.

well, I'm thinking that the "betray and traumatize Misty" train is ready to go a second time, but it's got a whole different payload.

Plot: Have that happen.

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