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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 932277 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4245 on: January 13, 2016, 08:34:13 am »

Poor Cowsea, playing second fiddle to some stupid mortal queen for Misty's devotion.

Good to see Misty moving forward, though.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4246 on: January 13, 2016, 05:57:54 pm »

I feel like you all are missing the real point of this story.

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I was going to add gradients of shade, but my pen started leaking.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2016, 08:50:57 pm by Dunamisdeos »
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FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4247 on: January 14, 2016, 01:03:35 am »

"And I'll get my own Royal Cheesemaker Corps backpack"

This is sublime :D :D :D
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4248 on: January 14, 2016, 02:40:29 am »

I feel like you all are missing the real point of this story.

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I was going to add gradients of shade, but my pen started leaking.

This is amazing, oh my god. 

Don't worry, Plumpy and the Mushroom Uprising Arc will return next chapter, guys.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4249 on: January 15, 2016, 11:24:10 am »

If you think it looks appropriately-awesome on paper, then congratulations will be in order for becoming a "published author."  I didn't realize there was enough art to fill out enough total pages.  But, you know, the art has been really lovely, and your friends did a chunk of the work for you.  So revel in the opportunity!

--Rexfelum
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4250 on: January 15, 2016, 02:32:58 pm »

Technically if you're the only living member of the fortress, then the entire fortress will be worshippers of Cowsea... So you've just gotta get the entire population killed somehow...

Release all the animals and prisoners, then lock yourself in a room until everything resolves itself

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4251 on: January 16, 2016, 12:15:59 pm »

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"What if I made some holy cow cheese - "

"I think that's called swiss."
I laughed way too much at this...

Also, huzzah! It was only 13 minutes away from not being "later tonight"! Was all ready to call the cops and everything :P

I'm a dumb and it took me a minute to get that.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4252 on: January 17, 2016, 09:40:50 am »

Get a bucket.  Milk Cowsea.  Enter a strange mood!  Make an Artifact Cheese that can be cooked into meals forever, without being consumed.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4253 on: January 18, 2016, 12:32:15 am »

Get a bucket.  Milk Cowsea.  Enter a strange mood!  Make an Artifact Cheese that can be cooked into meals forever, without being consumed.

That would be more useful than 95% of artifacts produced.    The eternal unsolvable  cheese of enduring flavor...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4254 on: January 25, 2016, 07:58:58 pm »

She isn't a milker, guys. Just a cheesemaker. Completely different. That's like asking a mason to mine his own stone, or a clothesmaker to shear a sheep.

ETHICS: UNTHINKABLE.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4255 on: January 26, 2016, 03:40:45 pm »

She isn't a milker, guys. Just a cheesemaker. Completely different. That's like asking a mason to mine his own stone, or a clothesmaker to shear a sheep.

ETHICS: UNTHINKABLE.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4256 on: January 29, 2016, 04:46:52 am »

Find the new overseer. Lie about current skills. Ask for a change of labors.

Alternatively, there might be a priest(ess) of Cowsea in the church area who could help with the Quest...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4257 on: January 29, 2016, 10:16:36 am »

Honestly with how long Cowsea's been around, she should have been milked by now. Go look for the milking & cheesemaking station(s), see if you can find some preexisting Cowsea milk or cheese.

If you can't tell which milk or cheese is Cowsea's, hang around the trade depot and hope that trading is set to "Anyone can trade." Just stepping in while the human caravan is present should give you enough Appraisal skill to let you identify rough dorfbuck values.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4258 on: January 29, 2016, 10:43:02 am »

She isn't a milker, guys. Just a cheesemaker. Completely different. That's like asking a mason to mine his own stone, or a clothesmaker to shear a sheep.

ETHICS: UNTHINKABLE.

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"... I just heard "farmdwarf"..."
Amen to that, we'll be crosstraining her cheesemaking stats anyways.

Technically if you're the only living member of the fortress, then the entire fortress will be worshippers of Cowsea... So you've just gotta get the entire population killed somehow...

Release all the animals and prisoners, then lock yourself in a room until everything resolves itself
Negatory, too likely to result in self-termination.

Talk to the nun, then head to the library and start reading books on theology and logic. We're going to convince everyone to follow Cowsea with the power of rhetoric!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 1/13
« Reply #4259 on: January 30, 2016, 08:08:23 am »

Honestly with how long Cowsea's been around, she should have been milked by now. Go look for the milking & cheesemaking station(s), see if you can find some preexisting Cowsea milk or cheese.

If you can't tell which milk or cheese is Cowsea's, hang around the trade depot and hope that trading is set to "Anyone can trade." Just stepping in while the human caravan is present should give you enough Appraisal skill to let you identify rough dorfbuck values.
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