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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931629 times)

Tiruin

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 9/15
« Reply #4620 on: March 07, 2017, 11:26:15 pm »

I love the fan art this thread gets!
I'm late to the party but THIS. (Also wow, you can do that with MS Paint?!)
Didn't notice awesome stuff happened on March 1 too!
You need to name the rat
Name him Smallerdaffodil.

Perfect.
This is homage to our elven buddy, but also homage to the rat being nice? :D
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 2/28
« Reply #4621 on: March 07, 2017, 11:58:22 pm »

Ask Cowsea to grant you a strange mood, so you can make legendairy (sorry) quality cheese and be left a legendary cheese maker
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 2/28
« Reply #4622 on: March 08, 2017, 12:59:40 pm »

Ask Cowsea to grant you a strange mood, so you can make legendairy (sorry) quality cheese and be left a legendary cheese maker
The Lupanian: Sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 2/28
« Reply #4623 on: March 08, 2017, 01:00:06 pm »

Ask Cowsea to grant you a strange mood, so you can make legendairy (sorry) quality cheese and be left a legendary cheese maker
The Lupanian: Sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 2/28
« Reply #4624 on: March 08, 2017, 01:16:17 pm »

Ask Cowsea to grant you a strange mood, so you can make legendairy (sorry) quality cheese and be left a legendary cheese maker
The Lupanian: Sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
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Hey now, none of that Lupanian. That's a cheesy pun. I would be mootified to make such a pun.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 2/28
« Reply #4625 on: March 08, 2017, 04:59:52 pm »

While I appreciate the legendairy pun... stuff Lupanian in the gay beetle jail.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 2/28
« Reply #4626 on: March 08, 2017, 06:11:50 pm »

Okay stop with that, get back on topic instead of going out of your whey to make puns. If you do make them, they should at yeast be cheddar puns than that.

The GBJ is a ruff place, guys can't even walk out because of the mutilation. They freaking lactose!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4627 on: March 12, 2017, 06:28:04 pm »




Alright, just need to stir it all up and...cut the curds?  You think that's something cheesemakers do. 
You're not sure when you're supposed to do it, but better too early than too late, right?





Ah, here we go! This should do nicely.





Stir stir stir stir, chop chop chop chop, aaaaand...





Done!





Alright, just...just gotta wait for it to cook.





...





You don't know how long to cook cheese.






















Gods.

You.
Are.
So bored.

How long has it been?  Ten?  Fifteen minutes?  By Cowseas merciful teats, it has to be done by now, right???


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« Last Edit: April 22, 2017, 10:43:34 pm by evictedSaint »
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4628 on: March 12, 2017, 07:02:41 pm »

Stare intensely at the cheese while it cooks. The mental energy exerted will either make the cheese cook more quickly or warp the passing of time.

Also thanks for the update!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4629 on: March 12, 2017, 07:03:18 pm »

Dont be impatient, wait longer. All the ghosts in your head waited months for you to start making this cheese you can wait for a bit longer to cook it
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4630 on: March 12, 2017, 07:06:53 pm »

All the ghosts in your head waited months for you to start making this cheese you can wait for a bit longer to cook it

ehehe...yeah, sorry about that :S

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4631 on: March 12, 2017, 07:15:15 pm »

Poke it with a spoon to see how solid it has gotten.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4632 on: March 12, 2017, 07:15:42 pm »

Dont be impatient, wait longer. All the ghosts in your head waited months for you to start making this cheese you can wait for a bit longer to cook it
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Also, officially name SmallerDaffodil and share your dreams with it. The time will pass quickly!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4633 on: March 12, 2017, 09:09:45 pm »

By Cowseas merciful teats!
This is my new battle cry.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4634 on: March 12, 2017, 11:08:17 pm »

Dont be impatient, wait longer. All the ghosts in your head waited months for you to start making this cheese you can wait for a bit longer to cook it
+1

Also, officially name SmallerDaffodil and share your dreams with it. The time will pass quickly!




+1

Also, if cheese proves to be unsatisfactory, throw it in with Plumpy the Plump helmet man.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2017, 11:48:54 pm by Ironfang »
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