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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1767240 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4695 on: April 23, 2017, 02:56:59 am »

ES has updated. Praise the lord.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4696 on: April 23, 2017, 03:27:38 am »

THE CHEESE HAS BEEN MADE!!

...

So what no-

Now to kill off Misty.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4697 on: April 23, 2017, 04:48:03 am »

Misty: feed a bit of cheese to SmallerDaffodil.  Just to be sure.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4698 on: April 23, 2017, 06:29:38 am »

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4699 on: April 23, 2017, 06:31:24 am »

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.

+1 to both
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4700 on: April 23, 2017, 07:42:11 am »

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.


Since there was +1 above, +2 to both.

Oh, and
Consider how to impress the local nobility with your fantastic cheesemaking abilities, right after you present it to the cow.

Because MORE FUN, right?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4701 on: April 23, 2017, 09:21:44 am »

Remember to stamp your cheese so no one else takes credit!

Also, MOUSE!!!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4702 on: April 23, 2017, 09:29:42 am »

+1 To stamping the cheese, and make that a +3 to the haunting and testing.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4703 on: April 23, 2017, 10:08:33 am »

It's beautiful.

Other observations:

Terrifying.

Inexplicable.

Miraculous.

Blue-tinted?

Adequate for striking a mugger over the head?  Seriously, how did it get so dry so quickly?  Is "dwarf cheese" like "dwarf bread" in that it can be used as a weapon?

WHERE DID THE INTACT LEMON GO?

Inspect for irregularities, aberrations, inclusions, and divine intervention.  Also ask your god about that.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4704 on: April 23, 2017, 07:24:18 pm »

I have no words other then "It's beautiful"
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4705 on: April 24, 2017, 01:16:58 am »

I would make a crack about crying over spilt milk, but I just can't...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4706 on: April 24, 2017, 10:35:38 am »

Now to kill off Misty.

Smallerdaffodil cracks Misty over the head, and takes credit for the cheese.  The REAL littlest cheesemaker is revealed at last in a demented plot twist.

Heh.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4707 on: April 24, 2017, 01:08:00 pm »

Misty: If evictedSaint kills you, come back as a ghost and throw parties in his living room while he's trying to sleep

Also, have SmallerDaffodil test some of the cheese before you show it to anyone.

+1 to both

+1
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 4/22
« Reply #4709 on: April 24, 2017, 04:08:33 pm »

Did anyone else notice that Misty is now armed with some kind of kitchen knife in her vest?
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