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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[bloop_bleep]

Schizophrenia is not something you troll about. It is a serious mental problem that can ruin lives. It is not a joke. I've gone through periods where I thought my stuffed animals were talking to me and broken my teacher's nose in a fit of paranoia. My parents are suffering. I've gone through five schools and countless teachers. I've ended up in a school for kids that just don't fit in.

Also, please note that all mental calculations are subject to error and you should always cross check your answers. Still, three figures is very good for a kid my age. My classmate is 12 and he spent several minutes coming up with two figures.

I found something saying that onset before 13 has specifically a 1 in 40000 prevalence, which is 0.0025%, and as you're an internet anon I still hesitate to believe you. However, if you truly have schizophrenia, I'm sorry and I wish you all the best.

I forgot to mention the original reason I came here, which is that I was surprised that this was still going!

[Maximum Spin]

Also schizophrenia is exceptionally rare in people under 15.

I can confirm that psychosis in very high IQ children is real, though. It's not technically schizophrenia, because schizophrenia has a precise definition, but I wouldn't be remotely surprised if a psychologist described it that way out of laziness or an attempt to simplify. In fact, the least believable item in that list is the autism spectrum disorder, but it's popular these days to assume any smart kid is autistic because people, including trained professionals who should know better, no longer have any clue what autism is.

[Dragofire]

I have a diagnosis of autism. I have read a book on it, and I show numerous signs of Asperger's syndrome, which has been incorporated into the spectrum.

[Ziusudra]

Y'all have gotten way off topic. Take it somewhere else.

[Dragofire]

Okay. Back on topic.

Should we keep talking to the very obviously a vampire queen?

[BadLemonsXI]

Okay. Back on topic.

Should we keep talking to the very obviously a vampire queen?

Indeed.

Yes I feel talking is all we can do. Try to keep her happy.

[pisskop]

Vampires wont attack you unless youre sleeping or knocked out.

[jecowa]

Is it possible that Misty actually produced a masterful cheese on her first attempt?

On Page 22 of Chapter 4 Misty calls it a ☼Masterwork Cheese☼, but I don't trust her to be objective in her review of her own cheese.
On the latest Page 3 of Chapter 5, Momuz the Vampire Queen says she's "sure it's a Masterpiece!", but she's probably just being polite.

[jecowa]

Sorry guys, I found the answer.

Spoiler: MASSIVE SPOILERS (click to show/hide)

I am so disappointed.

[QuakeIV]

That is a concerning (if well edited) discovery.

[NordicNooob]

I mean...
It's cheese of the same level of quality as as master would produce. Right?

[Dunamisdeos]

I mean...
It's cheese of the same level of quality as as master would produce. Right?

Indisputable

[Anonylemon]

At this point lads I’m convinced the QM died to COVID. He hasn’t even replied in a since July uuuuggggghhh.

[jecowa]

the QM died

The Qamik Maker?

[Paaaad]

the QM died

The Qamik Maker?

Nah, his profile says he was just active yesterday.