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[Draignean]

MASTERSTROKE! GOD HAS FAVORED ME!


"Before you now, the first CONVERT from LAW! The INVENTOR of LAW! You see his need for SEXUAL HARASSMENT! He is our BROTHER and turns his back on LAW! Take it as your cue to turn your own back on LAW, and to the greater work of RELIGION!"

Regardless of the truth of this, spread this as the Gospel truth!

[Shophaune]

MASTERSTROKE! GOD HAS FAVORED ME!


"Before you now, the first CONVERT from LAW! The INVENTOR of LAW! You see his need for SEXUAL HARASSMENT! He is our BROTHER and turns his back on LAW! Take it as your cue to turn your own back on LAW, and to the greater work of RELIGION!"

Regardless of the truth of this, spread this as the Gospel truth!

((I'm splitting my sides))
(6) You both ascend into Godhood, known to all as the 'Pope of Sex' and the 'Horned Law'.

[Harry Baldman]

Okay, going to be out for a bit. Several actions to work with until my return:

1. Now that all that CELIBACY has been flung away, practice THE FIRST PROFESSION for a while. In doing so invent THE EXCHANGE OF GOODS AND SERVICES!

2. Attain monopoly on all aspects of THE FIRST PROFESSION, enforced by LAW!

3. Repopulate the etheric space we all inhabit!

4. Invent GUILDS! Starting with the Great Guild of the First Professionals.

[Shophaune]

Dear me, it only took an hour and a half to have a god of prostitution  .

[Draignean]

((Alright. Well that was short, surreal and awesome game. I'm going to sleep now. I may return, but I'll think I'll definitely stay as a deity figure for any newcomers.

HB, I have a game Idea that I need to talk you about later. It involves less harassment.))

EDIT: Following HB's lead here and giving a godly series of action series.

1. ESTABLISH THE DAMN ETHERIC MAIL SYSTEM THAT STARTED THIS MESS

2. Increase RELIGION so that it is the OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT of ETHERIA. Rule with my CO-GOD, HORNED LAW.

3. ESTABLISH a CLERGY of those who were as I once was. Specifically I want them DEVOTED and DUMB AS POSTS.

4. SEND tendrils of RELIGION down to the PLANET. USE to FIND WOMEN.

[Shophaune]

Okay, going to be out for a bit. Several actions to work with until my return:

1. Now that all that CELIBACY has been flung away, practice THE FIRST PROFESSION for a while. In doing so invent THE EXCHANGE OF GOODS AND SERVICES!

(3) You realize that there are no women in the Realm of Gods.

HB, I have an idea. It involves harassment.

((Siggy!))

[Harry Baldman]

(3) You realize that there are no women in the Realm of Gods.

DOESN'T! MATTER! CONTINUE REGARDLESS!

[Shophaune]

(3) You realize that there are no women in the Realm of Gods.

DOESN'T! MATTER! CONTINUE REGARDLESS!

(2) You attempt to find someone in need of your srvices, but you cannot.

[Draignean]

((Edited my earlier post with a series of actions.))

[Shophaune]

EDIT: Following HB's lead here and giving a godly series of action series.

1. ESTABLISH THE DAMN ETHERIC MAIL SYSTEM THAT STARTED THIS MESS

(4) You establish an ethereal post office.

[Shophaune]

2. Attain monopoly on all aspects of THE FIRST PROFESSION, enforced by LAW!

(1) The LAW has been destroyed!

2. Increase RELIGION so that it is the OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT of ETHERIA. Rule with my CO-GOD, HORNED LAW.

(2) Horned Law is stricken by melancholy!

[IronyOwl]

(6) You both ascend into Godhood, known to all as the 'Pope of Sex' and the 'Horned Law'.

What.


So alright, let's try it. Female.

[Shophaune]

(6) You both ascend into Godhood, known to all as the 'Pope of Sex' and the 'Horned Law'.

What.


So alright, let's try it. Female.

(5) You spawn on an island, becoming the first human.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Both

[aattss]

Male