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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 190299 times)

mastahcheese

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ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW
« on: March 22, 2014, 10:08:28 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 22, 2014, 10:06:15 pm
Quote from: mastahcheese on March 22, 2014, 10:04:52 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 22, 2014, 10:03:05 pm
Seriously, does everyone want to shoot me in the face?
I will make a "Roll to shoot GWG in the face", and it will be the most popular game on this forum, if I have too to prove it to you.
Then do it.

DO YOU NEED MORE INSTRUCTIONS?
« Last Edit: April 14, 2014, 12:35:15 am by mastahcheese »
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2014, 10:09:23 pm »
IGNORE SHOOTY INSTRUCTIONS MAKE GWG ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE
« Last Edit: March 22, 2014, 10:11:43 pm by darkpaladin109 »
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2014, 10:09:50 pm »
Do not shoot GWG in the face, in fact, difuse situation entirely.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2014, 10:11:36 pm »
Shoot Nerjin in the face for trying to derail the plot.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2014, 10:12:14 pm »
SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE WITH MY ZAKU II
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2014, 10:13:32 pm »
WAND GREATWYRM IN THE FACE
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2014, 10:20:40 pm »
Pat GWG on the head
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2014, 10:21:04 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on March 22, 2014, 10:20:40 pm
Pat GWG on the head
watch your hand, it may get blown off.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2014, 10:21:19 pm »
POOP CANNON IN FACE
FULL POWER
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2014, 10:22:51 pm »
SHOOT WITH THE FIREHOSE
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2014, 10:23:28 pm »
Quote from: Pufferfish on March 22, 2014, 10:22:51 pm
SHOOT WITH THE FIREHOSE
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 22, 2014, 10:21:19 pm
POOP CANNON IN FACE
FULL POWER
So he's about to be hit in the face with liquid poop...
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2014, 10:27:01 pm »
Party cannon everyone (hint party cannon is a Yamato cannon)
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2014, 10:27:57 pm »
FIRE 50 KILO FERROUS SLUG AT GWG'S HEAD. RANT ABOUT SIR ISAAC NEWTON TO GUNNER RECRUITS LATER ON
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Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
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With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2014, 10:28:58 pm »
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mastahcheese

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2014, 10:31:26 pm »
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 22, 2014, 10:09:23 pm
IGNORE SHOOTY INSTRUCTIONS MAKE GWG ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE
[1] YOU FAIL TO SHOOT GWG AT ALL AND HE EATS YOU.

Quote from: Nerjin on March 22, 2014, 10:09:50 pm
Do not shoot GWG in the face, in fact, difuse situation entirely.
[4] GWG IS THANKFUL FOR YOU NOT SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE

Quote from: 4maskwolf on March 22, 2014, 10:11:36 pm
Shoot Nerjin in the face for trying to derail the plot.
[1] GWG EATS YOU AS YOU ATTEMPT TO MURDER HIS ONLY ALLY

Quote from: Furtuka on March 22, 2014, 10:12:14 pm
SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE WITH MY ZAKU II
[5] YOU OPEN UP THE VULCAN CANNON ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD AND OPEN FIRE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Quote from: Dermonster on March 22, 2014, 10:13:32 pm
WAND GREATWYRM IN THE FACE
[2] YOU SMACK HIM WITH YOUR WAND
IT IS SUPRISINGLY INEFFECTIVE

Quote from: IronTomato on March 22, 2014, 10:20:40 pm
Pat GWG on the head
[2] GWG BITES YOUR HAND OFF
AT LEAST YOU ARE STILL ALIVE

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 22, 2014, 10:21:19 pm
POOP CANNON IN FACE
FULL POWER
[3] YOU MAKE A HUGE MESS
GWG TELLS YOU TO CLEAN IT UP

(you ninja'd me)
Quote from: Pufferfish on March 22, 2014, 10:22:51 pm
SHOOT WITH THE FIREHOSE
[2] IT ENDS UP CLEANING UP THE MESS
GWG IS HAPPY INSTEAD OF ANGRY

(Then you ninja'd me)
Quote from: killerhellhound on March 22, 2014, 10:27:01 pm
Party cannon everyone (hint party cannon is a Yamato cannon)
[3] IT TURNS OUT TO BE ACTUALLY FOR PARTIES
IT IS INEFFECTIVE

(...)
Quote from: OREOSOME on March 22, 2014, 10:27:57 pm
FIRE 50 KILO FERROUS SLUG AT GWG'S HEAD. RANT ABOUT SIR ISAAC NEWTON TO GUNNER RECRUITS LATER ON
[3] YOU FIRE GARDEN SLUGS AT GWG
HE IS COVERD IN SLIME
IT MAKES HIS SCALES SHINY

(Ninjas everywhere)
Quote from: Darvi on March 22, 2014, 10:28:58 pm
Spoiler: I shoot GWG in the face (click to show/hide)
[4] GWG IS NOW SCREAMING IN EVEN MORE PAIN

GWG:
SCREAMING IN PAIN X2
SHINY SCALES

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread
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