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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 190776 times)

Furtuka

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #210 on: March 24, 2014, 08:59:27 pm »

CHANNEL THE ENTIRETY OF THE SUN INTO THE RIFF
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killerhellhound

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #211 on: March 24, 2014, 09:00:15 pm »

Use the power of dance to make a shield around GWG and protect him
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #214 on: March 24, 2014, 09:10:26 pm »

Fire the Arwing's Big Bomb for Massive Damage to the eyes!
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poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #215 on: March 24, 2014, 09:14:31 pm »

Then get some
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Doomblade187

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #216 on: March 24, 2014, 09:18:39 pm »

Summon a space battleship and attack GWG's enemies in it.
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mastahcheese

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #217 on: March 24, 2014, 09:33:44 pm »

Deploy X-COM squad.
[2] YOU HAVE NO SOLDIERS AT YOUR DISPOSAL
YOU'RE GOING IT ALONE

Initialize the Omnicidal AI XantalOS 0.4 which has orders to immediately carpet bomb the universe, or eldrichify it.
[3] BOOT UP SEQUENCE BEGAN

Claw GWG's neck.
[1] GWG SEES YOU TRYING TO CLAW HIM, AND SMASHES YOUR SUIT

Suprise! My liver was a bomb. [5] It explodes and kills GWG.
[5] YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME
BUT HE STILL HAS DOOMBLADE PROTECTING HIM
ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO BE ABLE TO PROTECT GWG FROM SOMETHING INSIDE HIM
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
[4] THE GWGS FACE IS LAVA

CHANNEL THE ENTIRETY OF THE SUN INTO THE RIFF
[4] RIFF INCREASED
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THE RIFF DESTROYS SATURN

Use the power of dance to make a shield around GWG and protect him
[3] YOUR DANCE IS GOOD
BUT NOT THAT GOOD

Fire the Arwing's Big Bomb for Massive Damage to the eyes!
[2] OH NO YOU DONT HAVE ANY BOMBS

Then get some
[2] THIS SOUNDS PRETTY BAD OUT OF CONTEXT YOU KNOW

Summon a space battleship and attack GWG's enemies in it.
[3] YOU SUMMON A SPACE FIGHTER
IT'S NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE
BUT I GUESS IT'S SOMETHING


GWG ACTION:
[4] HE SCRAPS OFF SOME OF THE LAVA OFF HIS FACE SO IT DOESN'T BURN HIM


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
SMALL COUGH
FACE IS LAVA

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE - AUTO-GUARDIAN - PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||] FIGHTER SHIELDS - [||]
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - HOLDING THE SPACETIME AS A GUITAR - RIFFING LEVEL [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - NO LONGER CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA
SHADOWHAMMER - SPESS MEHREENS [||]
ICYTEA - WUXIA METER [|||||||||||||||]
VDRAY - ELERIUM LEVEL [|||||||||||||||]
ZANZET THE GREAT - XANTALOS.4 METER [|||||||] BOOT UP SEQUENCE [|||||||||||||]
SPINAL TAPER - MEGA MECCA MECHA

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
VENUS
MARS
URANUS
PLUTO
SATURN
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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The Derail Thread

Vgray

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #218 on: March 24, 2014, 09:37:49 pm »

Shoot Doomblade.
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Rolepgeek

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #219 on: March 24, 2014, 09:39:00 pm »

Begin production of robot miners on surface of GWG who will begin mining his body for the materials to produce more miners. Ad infinitum.
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birdy51

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #220 on: March 24, 2014, 09:39:53 pm »

Claim Vgray as Wingman. Shoot Doomblade. Ascend the ranks of Star Fox.
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Furtuka

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #221 on: March 24, 2014, 09:45:51 pm »

Hijack Doomblades fighter and turn it into a mecha
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #222 on: March 24, 2014, 09:58:05 pm »

Continue Boot-up sequence.  Faster, preferably.
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NAV

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #223 on: March 24, 2014, 10:23:56 pm »

Throw a FOOF grenade at the GreatWyrmLead.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #224 on: March 24, 2014, 10:29:37 pm »

Go forth and destroy all that oppose GWG in the Mega Mecca Mecha, magnaminously. Then challenge him to a duel.
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