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OVER 9000

8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[Gentlefish]

FLAMETHROWER IT IS. SET GWG ON FIRE. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL

[blazing glory]

Arrest everyone for disorderly conduct,harrassment,arson,use of illiegle firearms,attempt to murder,and generally making a whole mess of reality.

EDIT oh and possiesion of illiegle robots and spaceships and making a good deal of noise for the neighbors.

[squidgen]

EAT DRAGON PLANET BEFORE IT EATS ME

[IcyTea31]

[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA

((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.

[blazing glory]

[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA

((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.

that's another charge for Assault disorderly conduct changing the course of asteroids risking them changing course to earth and disturbing the neighbors with too much noise.

[mastahcheese]

Shoot Doomblade.

[2] YOU MISS YOUR SHOT

Begin production of robot miners on surface of GWG who will begin mining his body for the materials to produce more miners. Ad infinitum.

[4] YOU MAKE A ROBOT MINER FACILITY ON THE GWG

Claim Vgray as Wingman. Shoot Doomblade. Ascend the ranks of Star Fox.

[4] YOU SHOOT THE DOOMBLADE
THE DOOMBLADE'S FIGHTER LOSES SHIELDING

Hijack Doomblades fighter and turn it into a mecha

[6] YOU STEAL THE DOOMBLADE'S FIGHTER AND TURN IT INTO A FIGHTER MECHA

Continue Boot-up sequence.  Faster, preferably.

[2] YOU KICK IT
IT DOES NOTHING

Throw a FOOF grenade at the GreatWyrmLead.

[3] IT BOUNCES OFF OF THE GWG'S SCALES

Go forth and destroy all that oppose GWG in the Mega Mecca Mecha, magnaminously. Then challenge him to a duel.

[3] YOU SHOOT VGRAY
HIS ELERIUM LEVEL DECREASES

FLAMETHROWER IT IS. SET GWG ON FIRE. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL

[4] YOU TORCH GWG
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Arrest everyone for disorderly conduct,harrassment,arson,use of illiegle firearms,attempt to murder,and generally making a whole mess of reality.
EDIT oh and possiesion of illiegle robots and spaceships and making a good deal of noise for the neighbors

[1] YOU TRY TO ARREST EVERYONE BUT THEY SHOOT YOU WITH ALL THE GUNS THEY HAVE

EAT DRAGON PLANET BEFORE IT EATS ME

[1] TOO LATE

Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.

[4] YOU KICK GWG
YOUR WUXIA METER INCREASES
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

GWG ACTION:
[2] THE GWG CRIES

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
SMALL COUGH
FACE IS LAVA

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE - AUTO-GUARDIAN - PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||] FIGHTER GONE
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - HOLDING THE SPACETIME AS A GUITAR - RIFFING LEVEL [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - NO LONGER CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA
SHADOWHAMMER - SPESS MEHREENS [||]
ICYTEA - WUXIA METER [|||||||||||||||]
VGRAY - ELERIUM LEVEL [|||||||||||||||] - BIRDY LEADER
ZANZET THE GREAT - XANTALOS.4 METER [|||||||] BOOT UP SEQUENCE [|||||||||||||]
SPINAL TAPER - MEGA MECCA MECHA
ROLEPGEEK - ROBOT MINER FACILITY [|||||||||]
FURTUKA - FIGHTER MECHA

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
VENUS
MARS
URANUS
PLUTO
SATURN



GOOD GOD THERE ARE SO MANY METERS

[Furtuka]

BUILD MORE MECHA

[IcyTea31]

Have a shot of my eyes with a leaping tiger in the background, say "Here comes The Tiger!" with extremely bad lip-syncing and tackle GWG, rapidly throwing punches at his face.

[killerhellhound]

Kill REMUTHRA and steal his riff

[Gentlefish]

DOUSE GWG IN VOLATILE AND FLAMMABLE GENERIC SUBSTANCE

[blazing glory]

Call for robo-cop!

[Vgray]

Keep shooting darn it!

[Yoink]

>DESTROY DOOMBLADE WITH SOME KIND OF MISSILE.

[killerhellhound]

[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA

((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.

that's another charge for Assault disorderly conduct changing the course of asteroids risking them changing course to earth and disturbing the neighbors with too much noise.

What earth?

[blazing glory]

[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA

((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.

that's another charge for Assault disorderly conduct changing the course of asteroids risking them changing course to earth and disturbing the neighbors with too much noise.

What earth?

The alien one.