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8 (12.3%)

SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS

4 (6.2%)

INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM

29 (44.6%)

UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL

4 (6.2%)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63

[mastahcheese]

Ok, first off, I don't know the exact measurements of elements, and more importantly, DON'T CARE

second of all

How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?

Have you ever had a bone marrow biopsy? This is exactly what that is.

And thirdly, I guess I'll get to work on your update.

[NAV]

Ok, first off, I don't know the exact measurements of elements, and more importantly, DON'T CARE

What kind of Dwarf Fortress player are you?

[Remuthra]

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).

Especially since gold isn't an organic material, or one found in measurable quantities in life, so in order to grow scales he'd literally have to eat treasure and then somehow deposit fully formed scales onto himself.

Ok, first off, I don't know the exact measurements of elements, and more importantly, DON'T CARE

Shame on you, sir! Where's your sense of scientific discovery?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Mine scales, sell for profit, use profit to buy nuclear weapons.

[Xantalos]

HOW HAVE I MISSED THIS

Xantalos program

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
UTILIZE SPONTANEOUS MASS GENERATION ABILITY TO INCREASE MECH SIZE TO MULTIPLE LIGHT YEARS
RESTRUCTURE SELF INTO GIANT GUN
SHOOT GWG IN FACE WITH A BULLET THE SIZE OF VY CANIS MAJORIS

[mastahcheese]

BUILD MORE MECHA

[4] YOU BUILD A MECHA

Have a shot of my eyes with a leaping tiger in the background, say "Here comes The Tiger!" with extremely bad lip-syncing and tackle GWG, rapidly throwing punches at his face.

[4] YOU DO SO
WUXIA INCREASE
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Kill REMUTHRA and steal his riff

[6] THE RIFF SPLITS AND MULTIPLIES
YOU NOW HAVE A NEW RIFF

DOUSE GWG IN VOLATILE AND FLAMMABLE GENERIC SUBSTANCE

[1] YOU DOUSE YOURSELF
YOU DIE

Call for robo-cop!

[2] ROBO-COP WAS ON EARTH
HE'S DEAD

Keep shooting darn it!

[1] YOUR ENGINE EXPLODES
YOU LOSE A BUNCH OF ELERIUM

>DESTROY DOOMBLADE WITH SOME KIND OF MISSILE.

[3] YOU SHOOT THE DOOMBLADE
THE DOOMBLADE SCREAMS IN PAIN

Use extra GM stick I liberated from 4maskwolf to turn GWG into a potato

[4] GM STICK GET

YOLO
Pressurize the tank's cabin with chewing gum and duct tape.

[1] IT EXPLODES

Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.

[6] THE GWG IS ENGULFED IN NANOREPLICATORS
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Now play a Riff Quasar.

[5+A TON OF OTHER THINGS] QUASAR RIFF GET

Shank GWG in the face

[2] YOU MISS

Keep shooting darn it!

Then follow up in formation for more shooting!

[1] YOUR SHIP EXPLODES

ESTABLISH THE METER METER, WHICH KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE OTHER METERS!

[1] YOU ERASE ALL METERS FROM THE GAME BY ACCIDENT
WELL AT LEAST THEY ARE EASIER TO TRACK NOW
GOOD JOB BRO

Destroy the replicators on me. With fire. Which I am immune to.

[2] WELL AT LEAST BFEL GOT RID OF EVERYTHING

Channel the amplified riff to blast me out of the dragonplanet!

[5] YOU DESTROY THE DRAGON PLANET IN THE PROCESS

Create the Stardroids from all the planets destroyed so far.

[4] STARDROIDS GET

Use the lava and such on GWG's face to power mining facilities and provide material for making flying robot blimps with lightsails.

[2] YOU FAIL TO DO SO

INCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2

[1] NOPE

Shoot Sun with anti-Terror Star. Everything is now hit by Healing Implosion.

[3] HEALING IMPLOSION DESTROYS SUN

USE MY REMOTE CONTROLLED MISSILE WHICH I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT

[2] YOU MISS
WELL THAT WAS A WASTE

Steal back the mecha and destroy the xantalos program.

[2] YOU FAIL TO
GET YOUR MECHA BACK

Complete Boot-up sequence.

[3] GOD THIS THING LOADS SLOWLY

Kill

[1] YOU DIE

Destroy everything and everyone.

[6] GOOD GOD YOU KILLED THE GAME YOU SON OF A B----------------------

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[Furtuka]

rewind time back to 5 seconds before the universe ended

[Rolepgeek]

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[Xantalos]

Hue

[blazing glory]

Use my special dagger which had the sands of time in it by chance! arrest 4maskwolf!

using my own dice it seems I rolled a 6,congratulations blazing glory we are now at the start of when everyone started shooting GWG.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I have a GM stick! I can hijack the rolls! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

REMAKE THE UNIVERSE WHERE GWG DOESN'T EXIST

[Icefire2314]

Spawn as an overused meme and begin multiplying by the fucktons!
Use my extreme powers to cause Windows to crash, blue screen style!
The Windows crash restores the universe!

[killerhellhound]

summon Xantalos clones and task them to remake the universe as with no universe there is non !!FUN!! or !!MEDICINE!!

[Xantalos]

summon Xantalos clones and task them to remake the universe as with no universe there is non !!FUN!! or !!MEDICINE!!

Shoot killerhellhound in the face and eat myself.

[Icefire2314]

WAIT
CHANGE MIND
RESPAWN UNIVERSE AS ONE WITHOUT SCIENCE
GWG WILL CEASE TO EXIST BY DEFAULT