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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 187394 times)

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #285 on: March 25, 2014, 09:49:29 pm »

We won. The GWG has ceased to exist. Yay us.
I still want to shoot him.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #286 on: March 25, 2014, 09:54:22 pm »

I have a GM stick! I can hijack the rolls! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

REMAKE THE UNIVERSE WHERE GWG DOESN'T EXIST

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THE UNIVERSE IS REMADE AND GWG IS A POTATO
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #287 on: March 25, 2014, 09:55:19 pm »

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #288 on: March 25, 2014, 10:01:54 pm »

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #289 on: March 25, 2014, 10:11:30 pm »

Summon Occams razor. Disbelieve the uncreation theory.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #290 on: March 25, 2014, 10:28:42 pm »

Win the game by being a GWG protector and protecting GWG.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #291 on: March 25, 2014, 10:30:53 pm »

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).
Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.

How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?
Have you ever had a bone marrow biopsy? This is exactly what that is.
I don't want a biopsy and they're taking a lot more than bone marrow so no it isn't that.

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).
Especially since gold isn't an organic material, or one found in measurable quantities in life, so in order to grow scales he'd literally have to eat treasure and then somehow deposit fully formed scales onto himself.
Many dragons from the legends did something more or less like that. Either they did eat metals and incorporate them into their bodies, or they lay down on hoards of treasure and let the treasure act as scales.

Destroy everything and everyone.
[6] GOOD GOD YOU KILLED THE GAME YOU SON OF A B----------------------

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And one turn before I was going to hit the reset button.

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?



Create a new universe. One where people don't want to shoot my face.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #292 on: March 25, 2014, 10:36:44 pm »

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).
Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.

How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?
Have you ever had a bone marrow biopsy? This is exactly what that is.
I don't want a biopsy and they're taking a lot more than bone marrow so no it isn't that.

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).
Especially since gold isn't an organic material, or one found in measurable quantities in life, so in order to grow scales he'd literally have to eat treasure and then somehow deposit fully formed scales onto himself.
Many dragons from the legends did something more or less like that. Either they did eat metals and incorporate them into their bodies, or they lay down on hoards of treasure and let the treasure act as scales.

Destroy everything and everyone.
[6] GOOD GOD YOU KILLED THE GAME YOU SON OF A B----------------------

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And one turn before I was going to hit the reset button.

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?



Create a new universe. One where people don't want to shoot my face.

You dump a rock on a fire,you'll probably see it extenguished.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #293 on: March 25, 2014, 10:40:54 pm »

Only if the rock is bigger than the fire. And, let's face it, at that point a mass of paper would extinguish the fire. Or gasoline.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #294 on: March 25, 2014, 10:42:03 pm »

Reboot universe using classic X-COM disc
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #295 on: March 25, 2014, 10:48:28 pm »

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).
Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.

Here's my area of expertise, and I can say BULLSHIT on multiple counts. Going off of DnD logic, I can say that it isn't completely arrowproof, but that's besides the point.

Longbows worked against knights because they could get through the lighter parts of the armor on the limbs, the chainmail and such. They only dented the breasplate and such.

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Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?
Third, it's called a type advantage.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #296 on: March 25, 2014, 10:52:04 pm »

I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).
Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.
Here's my area of expertise, and I can say BULLSHIT on multiple counts. Going off of DnD logic, I can say that it isn't completely arrowproof, but that's besides the point.
Longbows worked against knights because they could get through the lighter parts of the armor on the limbs, the chainmail and such. They only dented the breasplate and such.
Depends on the conditions. In good conditions, they went through breastplates.
Either that or my vaguely-remembered sources are wrong, but regardless, the point I was trying to prove is still valid, because chainmail is also way tougher than any organic substance.

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Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?
Third, it's called a type advantage.
Your assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
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« Reply #297 on: March 25, 2014, 11:19:29 pm »

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Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?
Third, it's called a type advantage.
Your assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #298 on: March 25, 2014, 11:27:32 pm »

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Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?
Third, it's called a type advantage.
Your assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.

Physical laws anyways. Logic of the mind and actions is a separate realm and whether or not it wants to make sense is completely independent and either way is up to the person in charge
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« Reply #299 on: March 25, 2014, 11:29:13 pm »

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Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?
Third, it's called a type advantage.
Your assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.

Physical laws anyways. Logic of the mind and actions is a separate realm and whether or not it wants to make sense is completely independent and either way is up to the person in charge
Precisely.
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