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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 190651 times)

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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #675 on: March 31, 2014, 09:04:26 am »
SHOOT TALONISWOLF IN THE FACE
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #676 on: March 31, 2014, 09:16:01 am »
Ride the potato golem to victory.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #677 on: March 31, 2014, 09:24:47 am »
GET PWNAGE METER, USE TO CRUSH GWG
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #678 on: March 31, 2014, 10:22:44 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 31, 2014, 06:47:19 am
Quote from: ShadowHammer on March 31, 2014, 12:00:45 am
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!
Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".

Summon a "few" frost giants to help out with the destruction. And by help out, I mean destroy more things.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #679 on: March 31, 2014, 10:40:07 am »
Surgerize Taloniswolf with my Healing Shank/Shiv and crazy medical skillz. Try to cut out his pancreas or at least something in that region.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #680 on: March 31, 2014, 11:50:44 am »
Start playing Surgeon simulator with his pancreas being a new mode.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #681 on: March 31, 2014, 12:26:14 pm »
TWIST THE KNIFE
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #682 on: March 31, 2014, 03:01:24 pm »
Begin absorbing GWG's Logic and convert it to Chaos, adding to the Chaos Meter!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #683 on: March 31, 2014, 03:43:16 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 31, 2014, 01:37:34 am
SLAPFIGHT!

[5]

WOOT

FINISH HER

Quote from: Sanure on March 31, 2014, 01:44:46 am
Create the universe :)

3-6

YOU CAN'T MAKE THE UNIVERSE, IT ALREADY EXISTS, YOU FUKKIN DRUGGO

Quote from: Eotyrannus on March 31, 2014, 01:51:37 am
Take GWG with me to the anti-Terror Star. Together, we EXPLODE HIS PANCREAS IN A SUPERNOVA!

[2]

NOPE, GWG IS STUCK

Quote from: IcyTea31 on March 31, 2014, 02:47:38 am
Stab GWG in the pancreas, then shoot TalonisWolf in the face, all the while doing awesome stunts with my jetpack.

[4]

STOP MESSING WITH THE PLAN

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 31, 2014, 06:47:19 am
Quote from: ShadowHammer on March 31, 2014, 12:00:45 am
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!
Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".

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I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...
The universe reset at some point.


GM: You missed my action.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 30, 2014, 06:53:23 pm
Elsa: Freeze the lava!
GWG: Physician Guy with healing spells (Let's make this simple) Heal thyself!

Rerun above action because, geez.

This turn's action:
Elsa: Freeze Taloniswolf's pancreas!
GWG: Switch the forms of me and WhitiusOpius, so that he's #5 and I'm GreatWyrmGold again.

YOU TRY RUNNING THIS CRAZY MESS, DON'T GIVE ME NO GEEZ

[2]

YOUR PANCREAS IS FROZEN

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 31, 2014, 06:47:19 am
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I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...
The universe reset at some point.
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Also shatter Taloniswolf's pancreas using my POWERS OF MUSIC

[1]

TOO MUCH RIFF

FANGIRL ATTACK

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on March 31, 2014, 07:07:43 am
Gain uber-GWG pain threshold meter! REGENERATE TALONISWOLF'S PANCREAS!

[4]

DON'T BE A PENIS AND WRITE IN BIG LETTERS
ONLY I CAN BE A PENIS AND WRITE IN BIG LETTERS

YOU ARE NOW GWG! EVERYONE KILL HIM INSTEAD

PANCREAS REGEN

Quote from: birdy51 on March 31, 2014, 07:50:24 am
Steal the GM's D-6 die, and replace it with the D-100 die of pain for his theft of the D-6 die I so rightfully found.

[6]

YOU STEAL IT AND REPLACE IT WITH A D600
FUCK YOU

EVERYONE PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER

Quote from: TamerVirus on March 31, 2014, 08:36:08 am
summon space ninjas to fight everything

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NO SPACE NINJAS, ONLY WEEABOO NINJAS

THEY ARE PRETTY USELESS

Quote from: IronTomato on March 31, 2014, 09:04:26 am
SHOOT TALONISWOLF IN THE FACE

[458]

HEADSHOT! BUT STOP MESSING WITH THE SYSTEM

Quote from: NAV on March 31, 2014, 09:16:01 am
Ride the potato golem to victory.

109

YOU RIDE IT TO UTTER FAILURE

AS IN IT GETS EATEN BY CROWS

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 31, 2014, 09:24:47 am
GET PWNAGE METER, USE TO CRUSH GWG

[271]

NONE FOR YOU

Quote from: ShadowHammer on March 31, 2014, 10:22:44 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 31, 2014, 06:47:19 am
Quote from: ShadowHammer on March 31, 2014, 12:00:45 am
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!
Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".

Summon a "few" frost giants to help out with the destruction. And by help out, I mean destroy more things.

[158]

A WHOLE BUNCH OF HEIRSER AND JARLS COME OUT OF KNOWHERE AND KILL THEM

Quote from: Arcvasti on March 31, 2014, 10:40:07 am
Surgerize Taloniswolf with my Healing Shank/Shiv and crazy medical skillz. Try to cut out his pancreas or at least something in that region.

[100] ((damn))

YOU CUT OUT YOUR OWN PANCREAS

Quote from: blazing glory on March 31, 2014, 11:50:44 am
Start playing Surgeon simulator with his pancreas being a new mode.

[167]

I'LL LET YOU IMAGINE HOW THE SURGERY WENT

Quote from: mastahcheese on March 31, 2014, 12:26:14 pm
TWIST THE KNIFE

[592]

PAIN!

Quote from: Icefire2314 on March 31, 2014, 03:01:24 pm
Begin absorbing GWG's Logic and convert it to Chaos, adding to the Chaos Meter!

[73]

CRITICAL FAILURE

YOU ARE NOW MADE OF ORDER
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #684 on: March 31, 2014, 03:49:17 pm »
Smootch-fatality!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #685 on: March 31, 2014, 04:00:47 pm »
Use own pancreas to make obscure alchemical potion that makes me really lucky. DON'T DRINK THE POTION AFTERWARDS!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #686 on: March 31, 2014, 04:07:04 pm »
Become the Meta at the time there were 7 AIs.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #687 on: March 31, 2014, 04:10:14 pm »
Shoot EVERYTHING with anti-Terror Star. THE UNIVERSE IS NOW A STAR
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #688 on: March 31, 2014, 04:24:07 pm »
I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this. I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.

Anyway, back on topic of the actual game,
Summon the Midgard Serpent, Jormungandr, along with his buddies Nidhogg and Apophis, to devour all that lives!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #689 on: March 31, 2014, 04:51:59 pm »
Introduce Lassie to Taloniswolf's Pancreas.

Let Biting be involved.
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