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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 187428 times)

NAV

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #195 on: March 24, 2014, 08:29:03 pm »

Teleport his liver to outside his body.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #196 on: March 24, 2014, 08:33:26 pm »

Initialize the Omnicidal AI XantalOS 0.4 which has orders to immediately carpet bomb the universe, or eldrichify it.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #197 on: March 24, 2014, 08:35:21 pm »

Use firehose to spew fire at GWG or Doomblade. WHATEVER SOMEONE WILL CATCH FIRE

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #198 on: March 24, 2014, 08:37:26 pm »

Riff spacetime into a guitar. Then riff with it.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #199 on: March 24, 2014, 08:38:56 pm »

Channel the suns energy to boost Remuthra's Riff
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #200 on: March 24, 2014, 08:39:35 pm »

Yes, feed me bonuses...

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #201 on: March 24, 2014, 08:41:18 pm »

Escape from JUSTICE by forming the Mecca into a Mecha Mecca.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #202 on: March 24, 2014, 08:43:19 pm »

Yes, feed me bonuses...

When GreatWyrmGold has the pain meter able to be increased each time even a portion of space-time is destroyed, then I will help in give you bonuses.  Until then, I'll try things my own way.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #203 on: March 24, 2014, 08:44:57 pm »

Deploy imperial guard
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #204 on: March 24, 2014, 08:50:53 pm »

Teleport his liver to outside his body.
[1] YOU TELEPORT YOUR OWN LIVER INSIDE GWG
THE PAIN IS SO HORRIBLY YOU DIE

Initialize the Omnicidal AI XantalOS 0.4 which has orders to immediately carpet bomb the universe, or eldrichify it.
[3] THE XANTALOS 0.4 ARRIVES

Use firehose to spew fire at GWG or Doomblade. WHATEVER SOMEONE WILL CATCH FIRE
[2] THE FIREHOSE SPEWS WATER
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE FLAMETHROWER YOU STILL HAVE


Riff spacetime into a guitar. Then riff with it.
Channel the suns energy to boost Remuthra's Riff
[1+5+STYLE+OVERLOAD+AMPLIFIER] IT'S A GOOD THING FURTUKA ASSISTED THAT
SPACETIME FORMS INTO A GUITAR

Escape from JUSTICE by forming the Mecca into a Mecha Mecca.
[6] YOU FORM A MEGA MECCA MECHA

Deploy imperial guard
[2] YOU DONT HAVE ANY TO DEPLOY


GWG ACTION: [6] HE LICKS HIS WOUNDS
HE MEANS MARGINALLY BETTER


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FLYING IN SPACE
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
SMALL COUGH

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)
DOOMBLADE - AUTO-GUARDIAN - PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||]
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - HOLDING THE SPACETIME AS A GUITAR - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - LOST ALL RIFF
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION
GUNINANRUNIN - CONTROLING MASTERFUL MECHA
SHADOWHAMMER - SPESS MEHREENS [||]
ICYTEA - WUXIA METER [|||||||||||||||]
VDRAY - ELERIUM LEVEL [|||||||||||||||]
ZANZET THE GREAT - XANTALOS.4 METER [|||||||]
SPINAL TAPER - MEGA MECCA MECHA

SITES ANNIHILATED:
EARTH
JUPITER
VENUS
MARS
URANUS
PLUTO
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #205 on: March 24, 2014, 08:53:19 pm »

Deploy X-COM squad.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #206 on: March 24, 2014, 08:54:15 pm »

Initialize the Omnicidal AI XantalOS 0.4 which has orders to immediately carpet bomb the universe, or eldrichify it.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

Parsely

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #207 on: March 24, 2014, 08:54:52 pm »

Claw GWG's neck.
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NAV

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #208 on: March 24, 2014, 08:55:28 pm »

Suprise! My liver was a bomb. [5] It explodes and kills GWG.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Rolepgeek

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #209 on: March 24, 2014, 08:58:06 pm »

Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
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