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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 187379 times)

Parsely

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #300 on: March 25, 2014, 11:29:39 pm »

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Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.
"What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.
Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?
Third, it's called a type advantage.
Your assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.

Physical laws anyways. Logic of the mind and actions is a separate realm and whether or not it wants to make sense is completely independent and either way is up to the person in charge
Precisely.
Hit GWG in the face with quote pyramid.
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #301 on: March 25, 2014, 11:34:40 pm »

Self-proclaimed Only Sane Man? You're as nutty as the rest of us, GWG. The Toady One is the true Only Sane Man, but he is so awesome everyone respects him, as is their due. You? You're arguing over the ability of an imaginary dragon to absorb lava damage.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #302 on: March 25, 2014, 11:40:43 pm »

Threetoe always seemed sanest to me.

And the DnD rules do not apply here GWG.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #303 on: March 25, 2014, 11:42:04 pm »

Mine do, though, I stole 4maskwolf's GM stick from a different game.

Now I'm also the GM. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
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mastahcheese

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #304 on: March 25, 2014, 11:50:57 pm »

Now I'm also the GM. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
Works for me, this thread has already been moved to the "Inactive Projects" section of my Archive, listed as Complete.

Have at it.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #305 on: March 25, 2014, 11:51:12 pm »

I'm away for one turn and people are discussing logic and science in fictional 'verses, civilly and without shooting anyone in the face? I-I t-think GWG...won. Congratulations.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #306 on: March 25, 2014, 11:52:24 pm »

No, 4maskwolf won.

Smurf's in charge now.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

smurfingtonthethird

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #307 on: March 25, 2014, 11:55:03 pm »

Smurf's in charge now.

*giggles hysterically*
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #308 on: March 25, 2014, 11:57:24 pm »

[6]

The universe is remade! Winning!

GWG is back! BOO!

((Considering merging this into my 'you are your avatars' game so I can manage most of this insanity in one thread.))

Roll again, for I am far too lazy to scroll past your pyramid construction.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #309 on: March 25, 2014, 11:58:07 pm »

Nooooo don't merge!

SEND GWG BACK TO UNEXISTANCE
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #310 on: March 25, 2014, 11:59:19 pm »

Self-proclaimed Only Sane Man? You're as nutty as the rest of us, GWG. The Toady One is the true Only Sane Man, but he is so awesome everyone respects him, as is their due. You? You're arguing over the ability of an imaginary dragon to absorb lava damage.
His super sane only the super sane can post as much as he does and still have The high quality he has

Xantalos also counts as super sane not sane in our minds but sane in his endrich ways
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #311 on: March 25, 2014, 11:59:35 pm »

Rebuild Wuxia Meter. Kick physics in the face.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #312 on: March 26, 2014, 12:23:25 am »

Be Firestorm pilot
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #313 on: March 26, 2014, 12:30:02 am »

TURN FIST INTO BULLET
PUNCH GWG IN FACE
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #314 on: March 26, 2014, 12:56:34 am »

Scare little children with my unattraly fat belly.
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