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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.5%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.3%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 28 (43.8%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.3%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (31.3%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 94138 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #390 on: March 26, 2014, 09:03:01 pm »

YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?

Quick Mastahcheese! The GM is away! Roll to retake the thread!
[2] THE MASTAHCHEESE IS TOO BUSY MAKING HOT POCKETS
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #391 on: March 26, 2014, 09:07:05 pm »

Drive the Imperium back to their Terra. This one is ours.

[1]

Nope, space marines shoot you in the face. PAIN!

Transmute GWG's skin and scales into uncatalysed phlebotinum.

[3]

IT EXPLODES VIOLENTLY

YOU ARE KILL

GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN

Meh, never leave a job unfinished. Turn tiny star on GWG's face into solar system. THEN heal face.

[6]

GWG FEELS MORE PAIN

OH GEEZ THAT WOULD HURT

THEN YOU FIX HIS FACE AND IT MELTS AGAIN

HUH

Create copy of GM stick.

[4]

YOU MAKE A SHITTY GM STICK
IT WORKS SORTA

THE THING, GODDAMNIT.

[1]

YOU ARE NOW THE THING

SHIT

Possess random space marine.

[5]

POSSESSED DREADNOUGHT

FUCK YES

Start heading to the nearest bar

[6]

!!DRUNK SCIENCE!! ENSUES

Destroy GWG's sense of logic
Aid action with syringe of 4chan

[5]

GWG IS NOW BEING TWITCH TV CONTROLLED BY 4CHAN

Grant GWG Godhood.

((If he controls the worlds physics, none can argue with him, right?))
God of getting shot in the face

[4]

GWG IS PATRON SPIRIT OF GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE

I fight for a little more forever.

[3]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

GO SIT IN THE TIME OUT CORNER

EXTINGUISH SELF. THEN THROW GWG INTO CANADA

[5]

GWG SETS CANADA ON FIRE AND IS BITTEN BY MOOSE, MEANWHILE, YOU ROLL IN SNOW

Call for backup Arwing Pilots using the downed Arwing's Communication System.

[3]

IT IS BROKEN, TITS

Construct Chaos meter, which can be used to destroy Order and Logic.

[5]

GM STAMP OF APPROVAL

EXTINGUISH SELF. THEN THROW GWG INTO CANADA
HEY THAT'S WHERE I LIVE
THROW GWG BACK INTO CUBA


[4]

CUBA IS ON FIRE

DRUG CLOUD INTOXICATES CARIBBEAN

On second thought, use ghostly powers to protect GWG

[2]

YOU WATCH AS GWG RAGDOLLS

YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?

OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
SOMEWHERE IN CUBA
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM

GWG ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWG:
SPACE MARINES
BIRDY51: TIED TO LEG CAUSE REASONS


SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA

CHAOS METER
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #392 on: March 26, 2014, 09:12:26 pm »

Respawn as cancerous tumor inside of GWG's left ventricle.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #393 on: March 26, 2014, 09:17:26 pm »

Tied to the leg of GWG?

Birdy51 Prays for someone to save him. I'm not going to last long tied to his leg.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #394 on: March 26, 2014, 09:19:53 pm »

Kill the GM for not including my action!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #395 on: March 26, 2014, 09:23:16 pm »

Grant all players a deity meter. GWG, as a god, already has his at full.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #396 on: March 26, 2014, 09:25:05 pm »

Does that mean I ended up in a bar fight?

Become GreatWrymGod! beat up GreatWrymGold!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #397 on: March 26, 2014, 09:28:02 pm »

Protect GWG. Somehow.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #398 on: March 26, 2014, 09:30:12 pm »

The Imperium of Man conquers the timeout corner.

(It's based off of "I will fight no more forever.")
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #399 on: March 26, 2014, 09:30:39 pm »

Force Playergamer to update his games.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #400 on: March 26, 2014, 09:41:25 pm »

YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?

OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY

This made my day.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #401 on: March 26, 2014, 09:49:10 pm »

YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?

OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY

This made my day.
ADD IT TO YOUR SIG AS A COMMENDATION!!!!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #402 on: March 26, 2014, 09:50:26 pm »

Question how GWG can be in Cuba if Cuba is annihilated.

Also question if GWG is a communist.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #403 on: March 26, 2014, 09:51:36 pm »

Mine do, though, I stole 4maskwolf's GM stick from a different game.

Now I'm also the GM. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
As a point of fact, you didn't bold the action so it hasn't happened.

[1]

YES IT DID SO SHUSH
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #404 on: March 26, 2014, 09:53:15 pm »

YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?

OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY

This made my day.
ADD IT TO YOUR SIG AS A COMMENDATION!!!!
[6] THE MASTAHCHEESE DOES SO
AND IN HIS ACTUAL SIG, NOT THE SIGTHREAD
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