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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 190330 times)

4maskwolf

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #510 on: March 28, 2014, 08:32:14 am »

Destabilize the universe further.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #511 on: March 28, 2014, 09:37:53 am »

ATTACK! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

(IS MY ACTION IN THERE SOMEWHERE?)
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #512 on: March 28, 2014, 10:56:41 am »

(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)
Wait, you're my ally?
Yup! It just so happens that Healing Implosion, instead of healing, tends to make star systems embedded in your face.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #513 on: March 28, 2014, 11:10:22 am »

Spread to GWG's tongue so he has mouth cancer as well as heart cancer, transform tongue into bio-cannon,shoot GWG in the face from the inside.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #514 on: March 28, 2014, 11:14:00 am »

(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)
Wait, you're my ally?
Yup! It just so happens that Healing Implosion, instead of healing, tends to make star systems embedded in your face.
Then stop using it!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #515 on: March 28, 2014, 11:17:47 am »

(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)
Wait, you're my ally?
Yup! It just so happens that Healing Implosion, instead of healing, tends to make star systems embedded in your face.
Then stop using it!
It'll work eventually, and then I'll stop using it. I don't have anything else to shoot you in the face with that'll heal you, right now.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #516 on: March 28, 2014, 11:18:54 am »

Ah.
Well.
...
Carry on. Please stop hurting me on accident.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #517 on: March 28, 2014, 03:19:20 pm »

And if being the thing is doing the thing?
Pervert.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #518 on: March 28, 2014, 04:29:17 pm »

Supercharge the chaos meter!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #519 on: March 28, 2014, 04:32:14 pm »

Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #520 on: March 28, 2014, 04:33:33 pm »

Why am I still listed as a ghost anyway?
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #521 on: March 28, 2014, 05:37:47 pm »

Shoot GWG in the face

[5]

STAMP OF FUCKING APPROVAL

YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE HAMMER OF DAWN

Finish all my Omnigod duties, then add a new law of physics: potatoes have a low density, enough to float in the air. My plan, it begins...

[1]

NOPE, DUTIES ARE ETERNAL

OLD PHYSICS IS LAUGHING AT YOU

Plot twist! I was zombie kitty! start vomiting on GWG's face!

[6]

YOUR FACE AND GWG'S FACE ARE COVERED IN VOMIT
YOUR VOMIT SPROUTS THE POTATO IN HIS FACE

Retreat through portal!

[3]

YOU ARE EATEN BY A GRUE TYRANID

USURP GM POSITION

[1]

THATS IT

TIME OUT CORNER FOR YOU

Protect the GWG!

[6]

YOU STOP A LANDRAIDER FROM EXPLODING HIM BY LETTING IT EXPLODE YOU

YOU ARE A GHOST AGAIN

Shoot GWG in face with surgical laser to remove solar system. Shoot with Healing Implosion to fix huge star-shaped gap in skull.

(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)

[2]

YOU CUT HIS NOSE OFF INSTEAD. YOU ARE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME BY ACCIDENT

Break out Guitar and use bard powers to kill Darkpaladin

[5]

YOU ASPLODE HIM WHILE HE'S IN THE TIME-OUT CORNER

Save Lassie from the wrath of the all consuming well.

[3]

TIMMY SAVES LASSY INSTEAD

WHAT A TWIST

Shoot GWG in the face with my number gun. 1337.

LEET, LOL

[4]

HE HAS BULLETS IN HIS MELTED FACE. YAY.

[6]
YOU HEAL NEW GWG INSIDE SCOTSMEN'S BELLY
SCOTSMAN EXPLODES

NEW GWG IS ABBERATION NOW, PAIN FOR EVERYONE
Alright. Let me see if I understand.
I healed the new!GWG inside Scotsmen. So, that's the lower half, which was turned to pudding. And that one is now an abomination.
...
Works, I guess, if not ideally.

(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)
Wait, you're my ally?

Old GWG, New GWG, Newbomination GWG: Reduce Chaos by fixing things!

[2]

ITS HARD TO FIX THINGS WHILE YOUR FACE CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEMS

OH YEAH, PAIN, TONNES OF IT

HOW WAS MY LAST ACTION RACIST

DEMONSTRATE DEFENESTRATION

[4]

RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE

Destabilize the universe further.

[1]

YOU RESTABILISE IT BY ACCIDENT

WOOT

ATTACK! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

(IS MY ACTION IN THERE SOMEWHERE?)

((PROLLY DON'T REMEMBER))

MORE BULLETS, TANK SHELLS AND LASERS IN GWG'S FACE! a WINRAR IS YOU!

Spread to GWG's tongue so he has mouth cancer as well as heart cancer, transform tongue into bio-cannon,shoot GWG in the face from the inside.

[1]

YOU ARE MELTED BY THE SUN IN HIS FACE

HUH

Supercharge the chaos meter!

[4]

YOU CHARGE IT BACK UP

Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.

[3]

YOU SLASH THEM

IT ONLY HEALS THE SLASH WOUND

HUH



GWG IS REACHING CRITICAL PAIN THRESHOLD DUE TO SOLAR SYSTEMS IN HIS HEAD, VICTORY IMMINENT (OR IS IT)

ALLGWGS: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
SOMEWHERE IN FALLOUT WORLD
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD, SOLAR SYSTEM JUICE AND POTATO JUICE
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED AND CLAWED, NOSE CUT OFF
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM AND SUPERNOVA AND GLASS AND POTATO PLANT AND METAL SLUGS AND DAEMONS

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - ANTI-TERROR STAR

FOLLOWING GWGS:
SPACE MARINES: SHOOTING FACE
MURRICAN POWER ARMOR SOLDIERS: SHOOTING FACE
THE IMPERIUM: SHOOTING FACE
ROLEPLAYGEEK: CANCER
DAEMONS: IN FACE

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
FALLOUT-WORLD CUBA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT (MELTED BY STAR-HEAD)

CHAOS METER
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UNIVERSE IS STARTING TO BREAK UP, YO
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #522 on: March 28, 2014, 05:40:32 pm »

Healing Implosion on THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! Also GWG's nose.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #523 on: March 28, 2014, 05:41:39 pm »

SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #524 on: March 28, 2014, 05:42:02 pm »

Burst out of tyrannid alien-style, make for the portal!
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