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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 187382 times)

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #540 on: March 28, 2014, 10:26:25 pm »

Conquer the Earth!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #541 on: March 28, 2014, 10:28:20 pm »

Hack the universe from inside a safety bubble. If the universe is anything like a computer then things should get unfair quick.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #542 on: March 28, 2014, 10:41:08 pm »

Old GWG: Heal New GWG.
New GWG, Newbomination: Heal Old GWG.

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #543 on: March 28, 2014, 10:47:02 pm »

Have GWG's physical attributes fluctuate randomly. Shoot the ground with his face once there's an opening. Do not forget to spin the world round. I AM ETERNAL, thus "once" there is an opening.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #544 on: March 28, 2014, 10:59:33 pm »

MAKE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION THROUGH THE POWER OF ROCK!!
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #545 on: March 28, 2014, 11:00:10 pm »

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.
Worst healer ever?
Might I remind you of this:
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    Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
[3]
YOU SLASH THEM
IT ONLY HEALS THE SLASH WOUND
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #546 on: March 28, 2014, 11:06:18 pm »

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.
Worst healer ever?
Might I remind you of this:
Quote from: Last turn's healing attempt
    Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
[3]
YOU SLASH THEM
IT ONLY HEALS THE SLASH WOUND
You managed not to make a problem worse that is awesome for you
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #547 on: March 28, 2014, 11:07:59 pm »

He managed to not make things worse once, I should add. He's done everything from melt my face to cut off my nose in previous attempts.

Worst. Healer. Ever.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #548 on: March 28, 2014, 11:08:41 pm »

Hmm.

Attempt to heal GWG for great justice.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #549 on: March 29, 2014, 04:13:34 am »

QUICKLY, GWG IS NEARLY KILL
FINISH HIM

Healing Implosion on THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! Also GWG's nose.

[5]

YOU MAKE A UNIVERSE INSIDE THE UNIVERSE, WOO PARTY

ALSO, GWG'S NOSE IS FIXED AS IT CAN BE WHILE BEING MELTED BY A STAR SYSTEM AND A SUPERNOVA

SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND


[1]

YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER

DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY

Burst out of tyrannid alien-style, make for the portal!

[5]

YOU POP THROUGH, OH FUCK I'M IN THE SHIT NOW

GMBot, take control of your shit now or I'll put you in a blender.

FUCKFUCKFUCK, PLUG THE HOLE WITH GIANT RUBBER DUCK

Chop off, fry, and eat GWG's tail

[1]

YOU ARE MELTED BY SUPERNOVA

Well, shit. At least I'll always be alive in his heart. Literally.

Spread to arms. Force GWG to shoot himself in the face repeatedly. Ask him why he's hitting himself.

[2]

HIS ARMS MELT

THAT SUPERNOVA IS GETTING PRETTY DANGEROUS YO

Good. Now that Lassie is safe from the well, I can focus on more important things.

Shoot GWG in the face.

[4]

PEW PEW MURRICA

Fire all weapons ever in the universe in all directions.

[2]

TIMEOUT CORNER FOR YOU

CANADA! WE MARCH TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE! FIGHT WELL, STAND PROUD AND FREE!

[3]

BORDERS, Y U NO EXPAND

EXTERMINATE!!!!!

[6]

OH FUCK, DALEKS

DALEKS GOING THROUGH THE PORTAL AND SHOOTING GWG

I AM SO DEAAAAAAD

Summon a Suaveness Meter with the executive powers of my suit.

[2]

ONLY BARNEY STINSON HAS THAT MUCH POWER, MORTAL

The waitlist, my mortal enemy. Ah well, not everyone can manage the chaos.
But if you abandon this too early, its mine. I really like this idea.
How advanced is weapon tech in this world?

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 Start poll, even though that thread already has a poll started.

[4]

MASTAHCHEESE START THE POLL CAUSE I CANT

Become frog,jump down GWG's throat.

[3]

EVER SEEN A FROG IN A BLENDER? YOU LOOK LIKE THAT, EXCEPT REPLACE FROG WITH SUPERNOVA

RESPAWN INSIDE GWG. DETONATE SUICIDE VEST.

[4]

*INSERT YOUR CORNY TERRORIST JOKE HERE

Conquer the Earth!

[1]

NO SEAL, CONQUER YOUR OWN WORLD FIRST

Hack the universe from inside a safety bubble. If the universe is anything like a computer then things should get unfair quick.

[4]

OH FUCKTITTIES GET OUT OF MY MAINFRAME

Old GWG: Heal New GWG.
New GWG, Newbomination: Heal Old GWG.

All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.

[6]

REGENERATED SO THE SUPERNOVA CAN MELT YOU AGAIN

FREE PAIN

PAIN THRESHOLD NEARLY ACQUIRED

TRY GETTING RID OF THE STAR IN YOUR FACE NEXT TIME

Have GWG's physical attributes fluctuate randomly. Shoot the ground with his face once there's an opening. Do not forget to spin the world round. I AM ETERNAL, thus "once" there is an opening.

[2]

NO

MAKE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION THROUGH THE POWER OF ROCK!!

[5]

SUCH A POWER CHORD IS PLAYED IT GIVES EVERY BAND MEMBER AND FAN ON THE PLANET A BONER

YOUR RIFFING LEVEL IS MAXED OUT

GWG'S PAIN THRESHOLD IS LITERALLY ONE PUNCH FROM PAIN THRESHOLD OVERLOAD

Hmm.

Attempt to heal GWG for great justice.

[3]

YOU HEAL THE LOWER NOT ALIVE HALF OF NEW GWG
IT DIES PROMPTLY



GWG IS FUCKED, SOOO FUCKED. FALLOUT WORLD IS EXPLODE, BOSS IS ANGER AT ME AND I'VE BEEN HACKED

ALLGWGS: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
FALLOUT WORLD
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD, SOLAR SYSTEM JUICE AND POTATO JUICE
SCALES ARE NOW EXPLODED WEIRD ALCHEMY WORDS
HEAD MELTED AND CLAWED
HEAD CONTAINS SOLAR SYSTEM AND EXPANDING SUPERNOVA AND GLASS AND POTATO PLANT AND METAL SLUGS AND DAEMONS

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER

FOLLOWING GWGS:
SPACE MARINES: SHOOTING FACE
MURRICAN POWER ARMOR SOLDIERS: SHOOTING FACE
THE IMPERIUM: SHOOTING FACE
ROLEPLAYGEEK: CANCER
DAEMONS: IN FACE
DALEKS: SHOOTING FACE

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE EARTH

CHAOS METER
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OLD UNIVERSE IS STARTING TO BREAK UP, YO, NEW UNIVERSE INBOUND
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #550 on: March 29, 2014, 04:19:08 am »

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #551 on: March 29, 2014, 04:20:38 am »

Start appearing in my tardis,use sonic screwdriver on GWG
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #552 on: March 29, 2014, 04:20:48 am »

Decapitate GWG. Use Healing Implosion to grow him a new head without various stellar phenomena being contained within.

EDIT: Also go to new universe I made and have a party. If GWG is successfully healed, take him too.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2014, 04:46:15 am by Eotyrannus »
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #553 on: March 29, 2014, 04:29:26 am »

Create an absolutely MASSIVE gravity well on GWG, crushing GWG with everything in the 'verse. Sure, it'll cause the Big Crunch, but who cares? The 'verse is already overly chaotic and doomed anyway.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #554 on: March 29, 2014, 05:01:45 am »

SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND


[1]

YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER

DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY

Oh shi-





Really guys?
Roll before everyone else, bop GWG on the nose.
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