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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.5%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.3%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 28 (43.8%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.3%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (31.3%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 92972 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #585 on: March 29, 2014, 09:22:39 pm »

If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa?
That's totally a good idea. After all, I'm pretty sure that no Bay12rs have the knowledge or inclination to use a certain ubiquitous substance as the logical counter to ice majyks.
Five says Elsa can make ice faster than you can bring in lava.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #586 on: March 29, 2014, 09:23:54 pm »

If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa?
That's totally a good idea. After all, I'm pretty sure that no Bay12rs have the knowledge or inclination to use a certain ubiquitous substance as the logical counter to ice majyks.
Five says Elsa can make ice faster than you can bring in lava.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #587 on: March 29, 2014, 09:39:11 pm »

Prepare for eternal winter.

...

Am I seriously planning to freeze the (fictional, minimalist RtD) world just for a bet?
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #588 on: March 29, 2014, 09:39:59 pm »

Become the GWG Slayer.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #589 on: March 29, 2014, 09:50:29 pm »

Create a weapon that gives things arbitrary meters (not to be confused with the unit of measurement) which also becomes more potent the more meters this RtD has.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #590 on: March 29, 2014, 09:52:31 pm »

Create a weapon that gives things arbitrary meters (not to be confused with the unit of measurement) which also becomes more potent the more meters this RtD has.

That is genius. Well played.
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IcyTea31

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #591 on: March 29, 2014, 10:20:02 pm »

Am I still physics? Probably not, as the 'verse reset. Pull out a completely regular handgun with no overpowered antimatter bullets or such and shoot GWG in the face.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #592 on: March 29, 2014, 10:34:24 pm »

Continue hacking the universe by making all enemies attacks do healing instead of damage.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #593 on: March 29, 2014, 11:00:17 pm »

Continue hacking the universe by making all enemies attacks do healing instead of damage.

Would this make healing attacks do damage? If so, then the Healing Shank/Shiv just got more interesting.
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« Reply #594 on: March 29, 2014, 11:15:31 pm »

All enemies attacks do Healing instead of damage. Basically I'm on GWG's side :P
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #595 on: March 29, 2014, 11:19:30 pm »

Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY PURE AWESOME AND SEX PANTHER
« Reply #596 on: March 30, 2014, 01:49:36 am »

I RETURN FROM FINISHING DRAGONS DOGMA

Ride a flying Healing Tyrannosaur. Park anti-Terror Star and save it for later.

[4]

HEALING TYRANNOSAUR ONLINE

Talonis....
Instantly fill GWG's pain meter, allowing me enough time to destroy his body utterly, thus ending the game.

[3]

YOU FILL YOURSELF WITH PAIN INSTEAD

YOU EXPLODE

MASH GWG, EOTYRANNUS, VGRAY AND TALONISWOLF TOGETHER INTO A HUGE PILE OF LIFELESS FLESH

[1]

YOU ARE PILE OF MUSH

USE CHAOS EXPLOSION TO BECOME A NEW CHAOS GOD

[5]

FINE, YOU JERK

YOU ARE GOD OF CHAOS

CHAOS IS TO YOU WHAT BLOOD IS TO KHORNE

Become the Meta

[2]

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

TIMEOUT CORNER

DAMN IT ALL

[5]

YOU THROW HOLY WATER ON EVERYONE CAUSE LEL

Retreat to We Are Our Avatars.

[1]

THE PORTAL IS ASPLODED BY MOONSLABS

Steal the GM's remote.

[3]

THE REMOTE IS FOR CONTROLLING ME, GMBOT, DUMBASS

YOU ALREADY GAVE IT BACK TO GM SO SOZ NOT SOZ

THIS IS BULLCRAP

DO A BARRELL ROLL


[4]

YOU PERFORM BARREL ROLL

SEAL CLAPS IN KNOWING AMUSEMENT

((...Oh Carp. Mercy? On the bright side, I'm a better healer than the other dude.))

  Block all actions harmful to GWG with contained and controlled Anti-Matter.

Edit: Interfering with me and my action is considered an harmful action since I'm defending GWG.




[2]

I'M A RETARDED AI AND I CAN SEE HOW THIS WILL GO WRONG

YOU EXPLODE GWG WITH ANTIMATTER, HE HAS NO LEGS NOW

ALSO, SHOCKWAVES, IRRADIATION AND PAIIIIIN

Start barraging Talonis wolf with babble about time paradoxes and destroying the universe.

[3]

HE CALLS YOU A NERD

OOH BURRRN

Use Healing Shiv/Shank to perform surgery on GWG to remove a random organ.

EDIT: Remove his appendix or some other organ he doesn't need.

[2]

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU NEED YOUR APPENDIX

YOU TAKE HIS LEFT LUNG

Repair or replace assorted destroyed countries which are apparently still destroyed.

If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa?

[4]

ELSA ACQUIRED

SFW BARRIERS ACTIVATED JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS GET WEIRD

Wait a minute, give me my body back! And my Firestorm.

[2]

FLASHBANG

Become the GWG Slayer.

[3]

PROTIP: KILL HIM FIRST

Create a weapon that gives things arbitrary meters (not to be confused with the unit of measurement) which also becomes more potent the more meters this RtD has.

[1]

YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES FROM SUCH AN AWESOME IDEA

Am I still physics? Probably not, as the 'verse reset. Pull out a completely regular handgun with no overpowered antimatter bullets or such and shoot GWG in the face.

[6]

YOU DECIDE THAT IDEA IS FOR WUSSES AND GO WITH FIRING A CHAINGUN WITH WITH OVERPOWERED ANTIMATTER BULLETS

YEAAAAAAHH YOU'RE FUCKED LIKE GWG'S FACE

Continue hacking the universe by making all enemies attacks do healing instead of damage.

[2]

HA! GOT YOU PINPOINTED YOU LITTLE HACKING SHIT

MULTIVERSAL RELAYS ONLINE, UNLEASHING POTATO STORM

Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG.

[1]

SPEAKING IS ALSO FOR WUSSES

TIMEOUT CORNER



GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT, SCREW Y'ALL HATERS WHO VOTED OTHERWISE, I DONT SEE YOU LOT RUNNING 3 CAPLESS RTD'S AT ONCE
PLATINUM STAR FOR THOSE WHO USE ANTIMATTER, ITS LIKE AN INSTAKILL


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO

FOLLOWING GWGS:
NO ONE (CAUSE HE JUST RESPAWNED)

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)

CHAOS METER
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NEW UNIVERSE, NEW ORDER
« Last Edit: March 30, 2014, 02:07:33 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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« Reply #597 on: March 30, 2014, 01:57:33 am »

Start playing the imperial march and open a portal to the star wars universe that makes thousands of clones march in,order them to shoot GWG in the face.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2014, 03:01:56 am by blazing glory »
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« Reply #598 on: March 30, 2014, 02:02:03 am »

Throw my gold star at GWG's head. Like a ninja.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #599 on: March 30, 2014, 02:10:55 am »

Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG.  Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.
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