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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.5%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.3%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 28 (43.8%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.3%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (31.3%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 92890 times)

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #660 on: March 31, 2014, 12:00:45 am »

Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss! I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...

Counteract 4maskwolf's magma sea with the Fimbulwinter!

AUTO ACTION: (if it's not too difficult to keep track of/remember in the chaos. If it is, that's fine.)
On the next turn, unleash Ragnarök!

On the turn after that, and all subsequent turns, have the spirits of the mightiest Viking warriors destroy everyone. Maybe throw in the Fenrir Wolf and Jörmungandr too, if I get good rolls.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #661 on: March 31, 2014, 12:01:34 am »

Cast Time Reversal on GWG to pull him back to a point where he hasn't suffered any pain, 'healing' or wounds.

[5]

NO...NOOOOO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE YOU FOREVER.



TALONISWOLF RUINED EVERYTHING, STAB HIM IN THE PANCREAS



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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #662 on: March 31, 2014, 12:12:26 am »

Fixed the thread title for you.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #663 on: March 31, 2014, 12:54:49 am »

Give everyone a meter. Create a meta-meter (meter to gauge the presence of meters).
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #664 on: March 31, 2014, 01:04:27 am »

STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #665 on: March 31, 2014, 01:24:50 am »

HEALING BITE, dammit! HEAL THE GWG!

[2]

T REX DINNER TIME

Call her a lesbian!

[10]

ARMOR PIERCING SLAP!

Become the Meta at the time there were 7 AIs.

[4]

NO

Transform GWG into 5. The number 5, not 5 of him. He'll know what I'm talking about :P

[17]

KAY

What about my action?

Bah.

Turn GWG's allies into transforming robots that combine to make a massive weapons battery, then make them combine and shoot GWG in the face with them.

LEAVE ME ALONE, THERE'S OVER 50 OF YOU

[18]

PEW PEW MURRICA

-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.

[18-6]

EVERYONE IS HEALTHY EXCEPT GWG, YAY

STOP THE MAGMA

[19]

KAY

-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.

Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.

Mwhahahahaaa!

All your dice belong to me! Roll to Shoot GWG using the D-6 die that only I possess!


[1]

I STEAL IT BACK, SUCK IT YOU DIRTY THIEF

Draw a giant 8 on the moon and use it as the new die instead of the d20

[1]

NO

I DID UPDATE DERAIL. NPC ARMY GO!

[2]

WAOA WINS!

Turn into bunny rabbit from monty python and the holy grail and bite everyone in the neck,GWG included.

[6]

YOU BITE YOURSELF IN THE NECK

-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.

Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.

In that case: Attempt to Fix the rolls back to being a 1d6

ALREADY FIXED

Stab the GWG in the stomach!

[4]

STAB

Make the game use D100's

[3]

HELL NO

                          Try my last action all over!
[singing] I aaammmm to stu-born for my own gooood...[\singing]


[3]

TALONISWOLF!BY THE POWERS INVESTED IN ME, BY MASTAHCHEESE AND IN TURN THE GREAT TOADY ONE, YOU ARE HEREBY THE ANTAGONIST AND GOAL OF THE RTD! MAY YOUR PANCREAS BE LACERATED TRILLIONS OF TIMES!

ALSO, YOUR ACTION FAILS LOL

fire GUITAR LAZER FROM THE POWER OF ROCK AT MASTAHCHEESE

[3]

YOU MISS AND HIT GWG

Cover the world in magma.  burn everyone.

[1]

YOU COVER YOURSELF IN MAGMA AS A TEST RUN

Ditch the chaingun (keep the shades), pull out my jet pack and start flying high enough to avoid contact with the lava or air heated by it, then pull out the "wussy" handgun and shoot GWG in the face.

[5]

PEW PEW MURRICA

INCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2: ATTEMPT #3

[4]

FINE, RULE OF THREE PREVAILS AGAIN

NOW SIC YOURSELF ON TALONISWOLF'S PANCREAS ALREADY

Summon GreatWyrmPotato.

[1]

NAH, POTATO GOLEM

Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss! I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...

Counteract 4maskwolf's magma sea with the Fimbulwinter!

AUTO ACTION: (if it's not too difficult to keep track of/remember in the chaos. If it is, that's fine.)
On the next turn, unleash Ragnarök!

On the turn after that, and all subsequent turns, have the spirits of the mightiest Viking warriors destroy everyone. Maybe throw in the Fenrir Wolf and Jörmungandr too, if I get good rolls.


[6]

FUCK THAT, RAGNAROK NOW!

RAGNAROK HAS BEGUN!

Give everyone a meter. Create a meta-meter (meter to gauge the presence of meters).

[1]

FUCK NO

STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS

[5]

IT HAS BEGUN!



STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS! OR THE GALL BLADDER IF YOU ARE FEELING LIKE A HIPSTER

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG
BLOATED WITH GRATE MEAT
TYRANNOSAUR BITES

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO, -6 ROLL

FOLLOWING GWGS:
CLONE TROOPERS (SHOOTING FACE)

TALONISWOLF:  PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
PANCREAS HEALTH BAR: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KNIFE IN PANCREAS

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)

CHAOS METER
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STOP THAT
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #666 on: March 31, 2014, 01:37:34 am »

SLAPFIGHT!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #667 on: March 31, 2014, 01:44:46 am »

Create the universe :)
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #668 on: March 31, 2014, 01:51:37 am »

Take GWG with me to the anti-Terror Star. Together, we EXPLODE HIS PANCREAS IN A SUPERNOVA!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #669 on: March 31, 2014, 02:47:38 am »

Stab GWG in the pancreas, then shoot TalonisWolf in the face, all the while doing awesome stunts with my jetpack.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #670 on: March 31, 2014, 06:47:19 am »

Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!
Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".

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I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...
The universe reset at some point.



GM: You missed my action.

Elsa: Freeze the lava!
GWG: Physician Guy with healing spells (Let's make this simple) Heal thyself!

Rerun above action because, geez.

This turn's action:
Elsa: Freeze Taloniswolf's pancreas!
GWG: Switch the forms of me and WhitiusOpius, so that he's #5 and I'm GreatWyrmGold again.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #671 on: March 31, 2014, 06:52:45 am »

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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #672 on: March 31, 2014, 07:07:43 am »

Gain uber-GWG pain threshold meter! REGENERATE TALONISWOLF'S PANCREAS!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #673 on: March 31, 2014, 07:50:24 am »

Steal the GM's D-6 die, and replace it with the D-100 die of pain for his theft of the D-6 die I so rightfully found.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #674 on: March 31, 2014, 08:36:08 am »

summon space ninjas to fight everything
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