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[Tack]

I looked outside.
And saw a tree.

[Talvieno]

Did you do anything about it?

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: Unabashed display of curiosity (now with 80% less irony) (click to show/hide)

Did you do anything about it?

Such an unabashed display of curiosity might be in breach of the thread guidelines.

[Darvi]

II's new beard looks like mould.

[Talvieno]

Did you do anything about it?

Is such an unabashed display of curiosity permissible as per the thread guidelines?

Nay, I postulate I was well within the guidelines, for I was merely making conversation.

[Darvi]

I wonder, if you were in a certain mood before the thing you commented on, are you allowed to post if you're still in the same mood?

[Tack]

Ah. Seeing that he is within thread guidelines then, I may answer.

Did you do anything about it?

No. I am accustomed to seeing trees, they are quite common and do not generally faze me.

[Tawa]

I took the ash bucket out to the compost bin.

[Baffler]

While taking the bus from main campus to a secondary location where freshmen park their cars, I saw a couch and two leather chairs put out on the sidewalk. A sign read: "Take them Fre!"[sic]. They were in poor condition, but had clearly been cleaned thoroughly. When I took the bus back the same way 2 hours later, all 3 were gone. The sign remained.

[Talvieno]

While taking the bus from main campus to a secondary location where freshmen park their cars, I saw a couch and two leather chairs put out on the sidewalk. A sign read: "Take them Fre!"[sic]. They were in poor condition, but had clearly been cleaned thoroughly. When I took the bus back the same way 2 hours later, all 3 were gone. The sign remained.

This may suggest the existence of a strange eldritch abomination that consumes unclaimed household furniture while no one is watching. If I was furniture, I might be terrified. But I'm not, so it has no effect whatsoever on my mood. I would feel bad for the furniture, but, there's no evidence suggesting what exactly was done to the furniture after they disappeared, so there is of course no reason to assume the worst. My mood remains neutral.

[Tawa]

While taking the bus from main campus to a secondary location where freshmen park their cars, I saw a couch and two leather chairs put out on the sidewalk. A sign read: "Take them Fre!"[sic]. They were in poor condition, but had clearly been cleaned thoroughly. When I took the bus back the same way 2 hours later, all 3 were gone. The sign remained.

This may suggest the existence of a strange eldritch abomination that consumes unclaimed household furniture while no one is watching. If I was furniture, I might be terrified. But I'm not, so it has no effect whatsoever on my mood. I would feel bad for the furniture, but, there's no evidence suggesting what exactly was done to the furniture after they disappeared, so there is of course no reason to assume the worst. My mood remains neutral.

Clearly, Xantalos lives near Baffler. How else to explain eldritch abominations?

[King DZA]

Spoiler: Inflammatory language (click to show/hide)

I... uh... I think I felt some emotion (mostly terror) in regard to the dragon dildos.

I must agree; the phrase "dragon dildo(s)" seems just a little too provocative for this manner of thread. For now, I'll have to ask that posters either refrain from the usage of such language, or come up with a slightly milder substitute to be used in its stead. Perhaps, "synthetic mythical reptile phalli"...

I calmly disagree, and instead posit that the phrase "dragon dildo" has no particularly emotional attachments in language, only on a case-by-case basis with the person reading.

I fully concede that said phrase, in and of itself, holds little to no emotional significance. However, as it has already been expressed by one of our posters that it is nonetheless guilty of causing an uncomfortable shift in feeling, I am obliged to uphold my previous request.

I wonder, if you were in a certain mood before the thing you commented on, are you allowed to post if you're still in the same mood?

Of course, just so long as the post itself contains nothing (unspoilered) that could potentially impact the mood of another forumite.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Jack in the Box gave me a single overcooked chicken nugget in my box of jalapeno poppers. It was a bonus, but strangely left me feeling unaltered in any way.

[Orange Wizard]

Jack in the Box gave me a single overcooked chicken nugget in my box of jalapeno poppers. It was a bonus, but strangely left me feeling unaltered in any way.

I don't know what any of these things are.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I have come to the surprising but not mood-altering conclusion that I like the smell of my own sweaty armpits. I don't know if this also applies to the armpits of others. Experiments to follow once an intimate relationship is formed with someone who is willing to let me sniff her pits.