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Oppa Update Style: How Fast?

Fast - Update as soon as there is an action.
- 11 (11.1%)
Mid - Wait for at least one +1 to an action before updating.
- 29 (29.3%)
Slo - Wait for at least three +1s to the same action before updating.
- 11 (11.1%)
Cookie - Get a cookie.
- 30 (30.3%)
Fish - Get a smelly fish.
- 18 (18.2%)

Total Members Voted: 57


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Author Topic: [TSG] INSERT DISC: TLoZ:OoT  (Read 54323 times)

Samarkand

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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2014, 09:29:41 pm »
Download Firefox ((We're using IE FFS))
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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2014, 09:36:29 pm »
[2] The smoke coming from the computer makes it a bit hard to see what you're typing.

Nick
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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2014, 09:37:10 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 01, 2014, 09:13:23 pm
Download Oblivion.
The computer's already got that...

Call Geek Squad.
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Remuthra

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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2014, 09:40:23 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 01, 2014, 09:37:10 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on April 01, 2014, 09:13:23 pm
Download Oblivion.
The computer's already got that...
I mean the polygon one, not the blue one.

Use the Comb for Fixing Hair to fix the computer. After all, wires are basically just computer hair.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2014, 09:44:30 pm »
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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2014, 09:47:20 pm »
Determined to beat every video game ever, eh?

Boot up Dwarf Fortress
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2014, 09:47:49 pm »
Stare at monitor longingly, telling it to work faster in a seductive tone.

This has gotta work.
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Parsely

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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2014, 09:58:44 pm »
[2] A tiny fire pops up on top of the CPU. The screen goes black. Hm.

You grab your screwdriver from where it sits on the desk and move the chair so you can reach the CPU. You're about to unscrew the casing when it falls off on it's own. Hey, thanks! You push whatever remains of the computer's shell over in the corner and start combing the wires. Such a pretty compy.. *brush* *brush*

...

[1]

Ten seconds later..

The wires are tangled around everything in your apartment. You have to crawl just to get to the other end of the room. Ooh. Guess I overdid it..? Also your comb is broken.


Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.

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Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]

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PC - CPU kicked in, bitchslapped monitor
PSX
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Metal Gear Solid
Syphon Filter
Bubble Bobble
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Furtuka

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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2014, 10:00:05 pm »
Attempt to play Ocarina of Time...

by jamming it into the hole in the motherboard
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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2014, 10:00:38 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 01, 2014, 10:00:05 pm
Attempt to play Ocarina of Time...

by jamming it into the hole in the motherboard
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2014, 10:06:25 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on April 01, 2014, 10:00:38 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on April 01, 2014, 10:00:05 pm
Attempt to play Ocarina of Time...

by jamming it into the hole in the motherboard
+1
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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2014, 10:14:42 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 01, 2014, 10:00:05 pm
Attempt to play Ocarina of Time...

by jamming it into the hole in the motherboard
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« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2014, 10:24:29 pm »
You maneuver your way through the wires and over to your game box next to the entertainment system and grab the Zelda ROM. You climb back over to your desk and cram it directly into the motherboard. [1] The space around it distorts and merges, creating a tiny vortex. It starts sucking in the pieces of the destroyed computer, including the HD monitor and your Adventure Time mousepad. When it's finished the vortex collapses violently, sending out a rippling shockwave. It feels not unlike a puppy sneezing in your face, and the puff of air tickles your nose. You un-scrunch your face and look around. The wires strung around your house from Combing Apocalypse 2014 are gone.

You hear a loud crash in the kitchen.

Nick
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Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.

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Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]

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PC Absorbed by a vortex.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2014, 10:25:32 pm »
...

Check terms of all applicable warranties and insurance things.
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Furtuka

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Re: INSERT DISC
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2014, 10:26:14 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 01, 2014, 10:25:32 pm
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Check terms of all applicable warranties and insurance things.
+1




Grab Screwdriver and Metal Gear Solid to defend yourself, and check out the kitchen
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