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Author Topic: Insane Troll Logic  (Read 29953 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2014, 07:02:50 pm »
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2014, 07:05:08 pm by Remuthra »
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2014, 07:03:34 pm »
Incompetentence is a curse.  Therefore, violence is a curse.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2014, 07:05:51 pm by 4maskwolf »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2014, 07:04:06 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 07:02:50 pm
Light is electromagnetic radiation. Therefore, blood is radioactive.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2014, 07:07:39 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 02, 2014, 07:04:06 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 07:02:50 pm
Light is electromagnetic radiation. Therefore, blood is radioactive.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2014, 07:08:02 pm »
Curses are bestowed by witches. Therefore, violence is bestowed by witches.
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2014, 07:09:19 pm »
Witches form pacts with the devil.  Therefore, violence is a result of a pact with the devil.
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Remuthra

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2014, 07:10:34 pm »
The devil is a Christian figure. Therefore, violence is caused by Christianity.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2014, 07:11:15 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 07:10:34 pm
The devil is a Christian figure. Therefore, violence is caused by Christianity.

A major figure of Christianity is the Pope.  Therefore, violence is caused by the Pope.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2014, 07:12:47 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Remuthra

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2014, 07:12:19 pm »
The pope has a fancy hat. Therefore, fancy hats are the source of violence.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2014, 07:13:22 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 07:12:19 pm
The pope has a fancy hat. Therefore, fancy hats are the source of violence.

(Dodged a bullet there...)

Fancy hats are in books.  Therefore, books cause violence.
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GiglameshDespair

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2014, 07:14:07 pm »
Books ssare made from trees. Therefore, trees cause violence
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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2014, 07:15:24 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 02, 2014, 07:14:07 pm
Books ssare made from trees. Therefore, trees cause violence
Trees are inanimate objects.  Therefore, inanimate objects cause violence.
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Remuthra

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2014, 07:16:28 pm »
Inanimate objects can't move. Therefore, exercise prevents violence.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2014, 07:17:27 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 02, 2014, 07:16:28 pm
Inanimate objects can't move. Therefore, exercise prevents violence.

Congress can't move.  Therefore, congress causes violence.

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Re: Insane Troll Logic
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2014, 07:37:07 pm »
Congress is part of the American government. Thus, the American government is violence.
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