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[Asin]

Take someone to be doomed with you.

A gecko person.

[CABL]

If it's based on Fallout geckos, then persuade Fire gecko person that your enemy makes steaks out of Fire geckos. 10 minutes later, fire gecko person makes crispy human steak. If it's based on real life geckos, then introduce him to someone who is allergic to reptiles...

The Emoji Movie.

[Derpy Dev]

 
Then make someone watch 1 hour and 30 minutes of what you see above. That would kill anyone.

Clothes pin.

[Mathel]

Leave it pierced all the way through the front of someone's shoe.

Shiisaa

[AzyWng]

Scream his name in someone's ear really loudly, annoying/scaring the hell out of them.

Alternatively, ask him to kill someone for you.

A Youtube video.

[Derpy Dev]

Insert a memetic hazard in the video that causes a heart attack in four hours, then make it go viral.

A tablecloth.

[Mathel]

Cover a hole with it.

Kerberos

[overseer05-15]

If you're seeing Kerberos, you're in Hades and therefore already dead.

Saturn V

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Land it on someone.

A horde of Chumps.

[pikachu17]

Point at your enemy, and say "he is the one who disrupted your Wifi! Get him!"

An apple

[Imic]

Choke someone with it.
An abbey.

[pikachu17]

Convert them to some weird fringe religion where they kill themselves.
Pencil sharpener

[AzyWng]

Throw it at someone as hard as you possibly can.

The muzzle from an assault rifle. Not the rifle, just the muzzle.

[Derpy Dev]

Throw it at someone as hard as you possibly can.

The muzzle from an assault rifle. Not the rifle, just the muzzle.

Put it on the other side of a trip wire rigged up to explosives. A confused victim will walk over to pick it up as bait, and then boom.

A beach ball.

[overseer05-15]

Pop it to startle them into falling off a cliff.

Hercules Beetle