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[Eschar]

Paralyze a government when they interpret it as a legal document.

The cuckoo's egg, but stored on Windows (where, obviously, it's not executable.)

[SOLDIER First]

Right-click > delete.

The original Worm internet virus from the 90's.

[Mathel]

Update for windows 10.

A trout

[Derpy Dev]

This is a classic, beat the hell out of someone with that fish.

They 'A' key on your keyboard.

[Dunamisdeos]

Also a classic! Beat someone with your keyboard. However, remove all keys but the A key.

Tee liquid inside a coke can. No can.

[Mathel]

Pretend that the T-juice is coke and have someone drink it and poison themselves. (Or did you mean tea liquid?)

Grammar

[wierd]

Announcing the first ever grammar nazi exposition and symposium: Today's topic-- the run-on sentence and social media; what it means to you.

(the fallout will destroy everything.)

Garlic sauce.

[RoseHeart]

Armed nuke with voice deactivation sequence.

Ninja'd

Vampirism becomes global. Serve.


God's love.

[Mathel]

Which god?
If you mean the christian god, he apparently makes you try to sacrifice your sons if he loves you. (Abraham and Isaac)
Other gods? Being loved by Zeus will bring Hera's anger upon you.

A ninja. (no other things)

[Paxiecrunchle]

Is the ninja clothed, conscious?  If so simply pay sufficiently and remain on their good side, your already dealing with a weaponized human being.

If not I suppose you could drop them into a crowd from high above and use the human body as a blunt weapon and their spilintered bones as cuttin implements.

-A small peice of cotton candy.

[CABL]

Forge a pocket knife out of it, then cut victim's throat. Any questions?

Obscure reference to Fallout franchise.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Forge a pocket knife out of it, then cut victim's throat. Any questions?

Obscure reference to Fallout franchise.

Yeah I'd ask how you would forge a knife out of cotton candy.

Anyway, I suppose an obscure reference to such a franchise might caiuse an appolplectic rage in a wasteland(the game the series was inspired by)fan to spin into an apoplectic rage and injure themselves.

- A small cardboard bowl containing ash of the purely carbon variety.

[pikachu17]

Hit them repeatedly over the head with the bowl.

-A small cupful of water. No cup, just the water inside.

[Mathel]

Dip someone's nose inside it. Keep their mouth closed.

Ogun

[cronos5010]

I assume that you mean the Nigerian state, in which case the easiest way to weaponize the state is to train your own private army there....or to just attach a whole lot of rockets to it and somehow launch it over to your target.

Cats