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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 104895 times)

KitRougard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2580 on: November 08, 2018, 11:26:30 am »
Give it sentience, place in program with the goal of annoying the user to death, cause many to commit suicide.

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That one.
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WyrdByrd

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2581 on: November 08, 2018, 03:41:21 pm »
Drop it one someone's head from a  150 story balcony.


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Leodanny

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2582 on: November 08, 2018, 09:05:17 pm »
Just shove the entire thing down your throat, and choke.

A baby.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2583 on: November 09, 2018, 12:43:59 am »
Quote from: Leodanny on November 08, 2018, 09:05:17 pm
Just shove the entire thing down your throat, and choke.

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scourge728

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« Reply #2584 on: November 09, 2018, 08:10:49 am »
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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2585 on: November 09, 2018, 08:17:20 am »
Just shove the entire thing up your ass, until you die.

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2586 on: November 09, 2018, 10:16:01 am »
Smash the big red button on the oval office's deck with it.

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Rockeater

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2587 on: November 09, 2018, 10:59:18 am »
With good enought aiming it will hit someone.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2588 on: November 09, 2018, 11:00:26 am »
Put both those things into it, and then activate it

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WyrdByrd

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2589 on: November 09, 2018, 11:11:33 am »
Now people  literally can't defend themselves  against people trying to kill them.


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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2590 on: November 09, 2018, 03:00:33 pm »
If you try hard enough you can drowned someone in it.

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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KitRougard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2591 on: November 09, 2018, 03:24:18 pm »
*smash*
*stab*
Well that was a bright idea.
*dies from bad pun*

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Leodanny

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2592 on: November 09, 2018, 04:35:53 pm »
Use a makeshift rescue noodle; fail



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Puppyguard

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2593 on: November 10, 2018, 01:00:20 pm »
Fix a space station's oxygen supply with it.

Success.
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drilltooth

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2594 on: November 10, 2018, 02:22:43 pm »
Lead an army

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