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[King Zultan]

Use it as the fuse for an explosive.

A lump of clay.

[Mathel]

Shape it into a cylinder and pretend it is dynamite.

A bucketload of iron filings (bucket is unusable)

[Eschar]

Make a magnet, use it to send opponent to a random spot in Tunisia... electromagnetism does that, right?

References.

[RoseHeart]

Wikipedia sends out an assassin if you don't cite your sources.

Glitter

[King Zultan]

Throw it into someones eyes.

An egg

[Mathel]

Make it hatch, then trick the newly hatched bird to peck someone's eyes out.

A hard-boiled egg.

[scourge728]

Launch it out of a cannon into someone's skull
A dolphin

[drilltooth]

load it up on whichever manner of performance-enchancing drugs suit your twisted will, and cast your enemies into the pool with it

[King Zultan]

Your head explodes because you didn't post a thing to weaponize.

A zebra.

[Mathel]

Train it and then ride it as a steed of war.

Foot of an alien.

[pikachu17]

It's the foot of a giant Alien creature. It kicks multiple planets apart.

The ability to necro threads.

[Eschar]

Somehow necro an acrimonious thread that got locked. Start WW3.

A single print statement.

[Superdorf]

print: <the entirety of pi>

A top hat.

[Naturegirl1999]

Put it on someone whose head is smaller than the top hat, then tie it/stick it to them so they can’t get it off. If the top hat has no holes, this will eventually suffocate them

The leaf of a pumpkin plant

((How have I missed this thread?))

[King Zultan]

((It died before you joined the forum.))

Shove it into someone's lungs.

A bent nail.