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Superdorf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2610 on: May 01, 2020, 02:56:54 am »

Apply to delicate facial orifices as necessary.

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« Reply #2611 on: May 01, 2020, 03:18:44 am »

Utter words of destruction using it.

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« Reply #2612 on: May 01, 2020, 03:28:44 am »

There's some seriously toxic flowers out there. Pick one of the nastier ones-- genus Aconitum, say-- and use as you would any other poison.

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« Reply #2613 on: May 01, 2020, 03:45:32 am »

Sense you didn't say what kind of shamrock I chose a Diamond Shamrock gas station which you can just set on fire and it'll explode.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2614 on: May 01, 2020, 07:34:03 am »

Force someone to swallow it without chewing, causing them to choke and cause damage to their esophagus

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2615 on: May 01, 2020, 07:44:04 am »

Strangle someone with it.

A soft hole with small blankets in it.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2616 on: May 01, 2020, 08:08:48 am »

Drop someone in from enough height that the softness won't matter.

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« Reply #2617 on: May 01, 2020, 10:51:54 am »

If sufficiently large and densely packed, the sack may be wielded like any other sack of heavy meat products, causing disorientation and blunt trauma to the victim.
Alternatively, makes a hilarious distraction. Throw a bunch of puppies in somebody's face, then follow up with a haymaker!

A poorly packed sack of puppies.
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« Reply #2618 on: May 01, 2020, 11:53:42 am »

Starve the puppies, before unleashing them on an unsuspecting person.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2619 on: May 01, 2020, 11:55:34 am »

Is a baseball bat. Is a club. No weaponization needed!

A bat, as in the mammal.
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« Reply #2620 on: May 01, 2020, 12:03:55 pm »

Fail to cook it and put it in some soup, and wait three to five business days.

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« Reply #2621 on: May 02, 2020, 04:23:36 am »

Hold the shield and spin around with enough force to lift the sledgehammer then go towards people and hit them.

A wiffle ball bat.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2622 on: May 02, 2020, 12:39:53 pm »

Those things are pretty sturdy. Trick is to thrust it, rather than swing it-- sorta like a punch, but with a longer reach and a smaller contact area. You could mess a person up pretty good that way.

One of those swishy foam pirate swords you can get for like a dollar each.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2623 on: May 02, 2020, 12:56:40 pm »

Dip it in lots of liquids then aim for someone’s eyes

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2624 on: May 02, 2020, 05:29:12 pm »

Shove it up someone's nose.

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