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[King Zultan]

Put it in a sack and beat someone with it.

A balloon.

[Mathel]

Fill it with hydrogen and oxygen in a 2:1 ratio by volume (which is also by molecule numbers, since they are gassious). Then light it on fire.

Canned air pressured at 120 000 Pa. (1.2 atm)

[Eschar]

Turn it upside down, use it to give someone frostbite.

A phonograph.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Proffer it to opponent. While opponent is looking for a disk to play on phonograph, put C4 on phonograph needle. When opponent tries to play disk, C4 will explode.

A can of peaches with the words "X to doubt." engraved on it in blue.

[King Zultan]

When you doubt what someone says you say "PRESS X TO DOUBT!" then smash them in the face with it.

A hollow plastic tube.

[Naturegirl1999]

How big is it? Big enough to fit a person inside? Drop it onto where a person is standing so it surrounds them, them find something to cover the to; with so they can’t climb out

You are wearing gloves made of solid NH5

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Well then, I shall punch my opponent in the face with them!

A perfect one meter by one meter by one meter cube of assorted plant matter.

[Mathel]

Drop it in front of the door when they are in a tiny room with no windows. Wait for them to die of dehydration or starvation.

A 1dm^3 cube of foamed polyuretan

[King Zultan]

Set it on fire and make someone breath in the gases that are produced.

A paper towel.

[Imic]

Set it on fire, throw it at the nearest large building with people inside who you don’t want alive.

Hope.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Suck it out of opponent. Opponent now feels hopeless and mopes about whilst you finish them off.

A flaming dog made from mozzarella cheese.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Leave it at a gas station.

A block of Styrofoam.

[Eschar]

Suffocation.

Joy and happiness. Condition: you can't try to remove it.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

You are now so joyful that opponent is overcome by envy and collapses from misery.

A cat from the void.

[Eschar]

Let people know about it. Researchers spend all their time researching and taking cute pictures of this mysterious cat and no time on new medical advances.

Abstract concepts, like time and God.