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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 104827 times)

Superdorf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2670 on: May 12, 2020, 06:50:01 pm »

DRIVE DIMINUTIVE MECHANICAL COMPONENT INTO EYE SOCKET OF OPPONENT

THE ABSTRACT CONCEPT OF CAPITAL LETTERS
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pikachu17

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2671 on: May 12, 2020, 07:11:12 pm »

BOOM HEADSHOT

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2672 on: May 13, 2020, 01:00:24 am »

You can still beat the shit out of someone with it!

A 9x19mm bullet with no gun to use it.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Mathel

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2673 on: May 13, 2020, 03:35:45 am »

Peel it open, dissolve the in vinegar and poison someone with pickles.

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The shield beats the sword.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2674 on: May 13, 2020, 07:40:05 am »

Accelerate to relativistic velocities.

A single atom of hydrogen.
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2675 on: May 13, 2020, 11:25:57 am »

Combine it with another atom of hydrogen and an atom of oxygen. Now use the resulting H2O to torture opponent.

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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2676 on: May 14, 2020, 02:49:58 am »

Give it to a baby and let it choke on it.

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2677 on: May 15, 2020, 06:44:58 pm »

Insert book into opponent's head in place of opponent's brain. Opponent has now died from massive cerebral trauma.

The concept of society.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2678 on: May 15, 2020, 08:02:12 pm »

The concepts of ostracization, social exclusion, classism, racism, law, punishment, right and wrong, war, excecution, suicide, this very game!

Cheese.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2679 on: May 16, 2020, 01:55:24 am »

Feed to someone with lactose intolerance. Failing to find someone like that, ferment it with actualy dangerous bacteria.

Extremely safe bacteria
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King Zultan

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2680 on: May 16, 2020, 04:10:27 am »

Use science to mutate it into unsafe bacteria and give it to people.

Half of a ping pong ball.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2681 on: May 17, 2020, 07:57:00 am »

Throw with enough velocity at someone.

One and a half ping pong balls.
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2682 on: May 17, 2020, 06:16:28 pm »

Break the whole ping pong ball into halves. Shove one half up opponent's left nostril; shove another half up opponent's right nostril. Proceed to beat opponent senseless with remaining half.

A workout program that scolds the viewer.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2683 on: February 19, 2021, 06:34:33 pm »

The program is too intense and the viewer tares something and bleeds to death alone in their apartment.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2684 on: February 20, 2021, 06:59:02 am »

Put in front of a person with arachnophobia to scare them senseless.

An imaginary dwarf.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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